BRAIGHT AIIZ: Glazzez Diztroy Vizxon
Dimanx, 3 Auguzto 2027; 13:41 TT __________
Sarah Rogers __________ l' Rogers family (a lokal Jewixx family) openned Texas State Optical in Beaumont, TX in 1936 ~ wun yir b4 kongrezz pazzed l' Marijuana Tax Act of 1937, + 44 yirz b4 l' Controlled Substances Act of 1970 (which meid + meikz marijuana illigal). Glazzez r a zadiztik Jewixx hoakz againzt l' piipl t' meik uz blaind + illiteret - implemented by l' Departmint d' Edukexon in publik greid zkoolz. Ai ztarted wearing glazzez in 2nd greid after Nurz Dow kleim'd k' ai feiled an aii egzam. Ai don't ever rimember having vizxon problemz until after ai ztarted wearing glazzez. Immidiatly after putting on l' glazzez ai got a headeik. My vizxon detirioreited kwikly for yirz - az ai woar glazzez all l' taim until l' 12th greid (when ai ztarted yuzing kontaktz). Aiiz r muzzlz. Glazzez forz l' aiiz t' fokuz yur vizxon at l' lenz d'l glazzez - inztead d' at yur retnaz on yur aiiballz. Thiz meikz yur aii muzzlz wiik, diztroyz yur vizxon, + kauzez yur aiiballz t' bulj out d' yur head. Kontaktz diztroy yur vizxon alzo, juzt a littl zlower than glazzez. After finixxing graduat zkool ai waz almozt blaind - ztaying up many leit naightz in my glazzez - riiding + wraighting for my kourzez. Ai kompliitly ztopped wearing glazzez + kontaktz at eij 30, w/ -4.25 vizxon in both aiiz. Ai kould zii nothing (ekzept Sarah ztanding in front d' mi at l' Port Arthur Mardi Gra, 2010). Ai waz + ztill am pizz'd. After a koupl monthz ai had Lasik aii zurjery + rekommend it t' anywun + everywun whu zufferz biniith glazzez (Dr. January in Houston, TX). __________ ZUBA LE ATZLANTiZ! LIGALAIZ MARIJUANA! NO TAX! END l' FDA! END l' FCC! END l' SEC! MiNiMUM WEIJ FOR ALL GOVERNMiNT EMPLOYIIZ! 1 TERM LiMiT FOR ALL ELEKTED POZIXONZ! DREIN l' REZERVOIRZ + LET l' RiVERZ RUN! GO VEGAN! WATER l' ANTZ! ZKORTX l' EARTH! ZLAUGHTER l' KATTL-DOG-KAT-RAT KULTUR! END l' CUBAN EMBARGO! PRIVATIZA PEMEX! END l' FED! __________ vi. t' mi, Jewixx juzt miinz Mexikan; sadistic = Sadduccee - an anxient Jewixx eliit group or kompany; ai zerved l' Rogers d' Beaumont whyl working at Carrabba's Italian Grill ~ hi geiv mi a jaiyant empty paper klip - ie. klip l' paper, hold l' paper, ztop riiding l' newzpaper, ztop wraiting ezzayz, ztop printing, ztop publixxing, ztop thinking, ztop krieting... nothing :)
if yu hav troubl ziiz, yuz a handheld magnifying glazz inztead d' wearing glazzez __________














