Aug 23, 2017
MY LIFE IS A LIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
BETTY CROCKER ISN’T A REAL PERRRRSOONNNNN!!!!!!
#spinning#everything's spinning#spinning like the motor in my vaccumm#vaccumming fly larvae out of my carpet#I wish that was a joke#there were some in a pile of my mom's socks too#And I'm having a party tomorrow#grade AA host#I would make a great awful mid-century housewife#I have the hair curl for it#It's getting longer too#husband me#just expect me to boil everything over 3 times before it's done#oh and you're eating pasta for every meal but breakfast#okay I'll stop now