#grammarprobs

[madicmae]

Attention!

Time to eat, children. Time to eat children. A comma can save a life.

[lacoso]

Help me out here Justin: "All I need is a beauty and a beat who can make my life complete."

Okay, according to English grammar (you speak English right?), "...who can make my life complete" is referring to "...[the] beat..." because the last noun you said before "WHO can make my life complete" was the BEAT. but obviously you should've meant the BEAUTY. However, English says it is the BEAT you are talking about who makes your life complete. But you don't mean that right? You prefer the beat over Selena? Apparently you do. You're not with Selena anymore. My god, if any Julena shippers are reading this, they're going to FLIP OUT. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT JUSTIN?! IT'S NOT FUN WHEN YOUR SHIP DOESN'T WORK OUT. IT HURTS. IT FUCKING HURTS. NO ONE DESERVES TO HAVE THEIR SHIP DESTROYED. NO ONE. NO OOOONE