#grandma please

[rho-229]

Everyone pray for me my extremely diabetic grandmother just got a notification for low glucose and she’s driving for the next 46 minutes

[artbecausewhynot]

in light of the whole wheel of death interactive introverts react thing, i want to say-

My grandma, upon watching the wheel scene, asked ‘well, they’re two very nice lads, they seem well groomed. Are they scientists?’

mind you, this was her first impression of them

[karekuat]

Every time Eva Levante asks me if my muscles have gotten bigger I just turn to her with the most concerned expression I am capable of making and slowly back away

[hyperionnnheart]

I was playing ff8 in my grandma's tv and she's pretty sure Squall is a girl and Selphie a boy and also she thinks Rinoa is the prettiest girl

[umbrellalad]

me: grandma i don’t want to go see noah’s ark with you, i’m atheist

grandma: if you’re atheist you won’t go to heaven

me: oh

me: oh no

[bloodybrahms]

Grandma noo please dont fall for the "oh but hes my son and he'll get so mad idk if i wanna deal with that " anxiety, please!!!!

[bloo-marlin]

Do I have any right to take away the whimsy that my grandmother feels when she enjoys an AI video without understanding its true nature? Who am I to kill Santa Claus

[agentark]

my warden, minding her business: hey Wynne, how's it g-

Wynne: can you and Zevran PLEASE stop fucking so loudly, also, dump him