#grandmaester pycelle

[ellemnopie]

Asoiaf characters as things my bestie and I have texted each other - part 5

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[wrath-of-the-badger]

When Stannis wants to outlaw brothels

Renly: oh! So THIS is why you have no sons Stannis! Here, let me show you how it’s done!*makes a doodle* Stannis, through gritted teeth: Renly. Varys: Uhm, Lord Renly? That is not how you make children... Robert: The fuck you know about that, eunuch? I'll have you all know that that is exactly how Joffrey was conceived! Renly, Varys, Stannis, Littlefinger, Pycelle, Jon Arryn, Barristan: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[holisticfansstuff]

Loved this scene in season 3. Petyr, Varys and Maester Pycelle arrive first to find Tywin already waiting for them. Petyr hurries to seat himself closest to Tywin, Varys shoots him a look of intense dislike and then sits down next to him. Tyrion arrives next and Cersei shortly after. Cersei pauses, then takes a chair, lifts it and literally carries it over to Tywin's right hand side. Tywin, Petyr, Tyrion and Varys look both amused and faintly impressed. Cersei lifts her chin defiantly at them. They look expectantly at Tyrion. Tyrion, not to be outdone, very deliberately drags his chair as far away from Daddy as possible, directly at the other end of the long table. Varys looks both slightly frightened at his temerity and very amused. Tywin looks exasperated and amused in spite of himself.