Apr 24, 2014
The internet/TV is down all over town and now no one knows what to do especially Granus.
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The internet/TV is down all over town and now no one knows what to do especially Granus.
Granus thinks she understands deaf culture because she is watching an Cold Case episode where a deaf boy was murdered and I'm like NO THAT'S NOT WHAT'S HAPPENING YOU'RE SO IGNORANT ALSO THIS TAKES PLACE LIKE 30 YEARS AGO ITS SO DIFFERENT NOW GAH. And she's like I watched a whole show on it just now and I'm like I HAVE AN ENTIRE YEAR OF COLLEGE EDUCATION TO BACK ME UP YOU ARE WRONG
I just sneezed really really really loud twice in a row and I heard Granus scream from the living room I’m dying help
Update: she knocked on my door and said you scared me so much that I almost peed my pants
I never cared if anyone I knew was gay as long as they didn't go after my kids.
Granus
Granus got me an axe body spray kit thing and I can smell like a douchelord aww yeah
Caught in Granus Christmas Rage someone help me.
How the Granus Stole Christmas:
A few weeks ago I told Granus that I scheduled one day in my busy life to put up all of the Christmas decorations. When that day finally came around, she had too much of a hangover to get up and help so I stubbornly waited.
This week, we decided that today would be the day for Christmas decorations because none of us have plans. So I got up and was all ready to help and be cheery and decorate the shit out of this place with Christmas fabulousness. Upon looking for the keys to the storage unit containing everything that is our Christmas decorations, I came to find that Granus had misplaced them...again. And like before, she is too hungover/still drunk from last night to help me look for them. She just went back to bed and said that she'll look later.
Well I have to work in 3 hours. That later is now because I'm busy all weekend. Christmas is in 4 days and I don't see Granus's heart growing even one size between now and then. The only other option is doing it tonight when I get off work when I'm a grumpy bitch (if Granus finds the keys by then). Also, she's worried that someone is going to see the presents under the tree through the window and steal them. Because of this, the presents were staying in a box in her room anyway, so what's the point of having a tree at all? I'm pretty much done with Christmas now. Is it time for school yet?
Granus has the next week and a half off someone save me