[ don't chase that rabbit, yosuke; there's no sexy nurse waiting for it ]
"I found them under Yosuke’s bed, Mrs. Hanamura!"
The brunette blinked inquisitively as the shoutings of an obnoxious, high-pitched voice could be heard from downstairs, needing a few moments after his nap to confirm that it was actually a familiar one. Confused as to what Teddie could have possibly found so interesting that he needed to go show his mother, Yosuke absentmindedly rolled out of bed to swipe a hand beneath it, if only to confirm anything had been taken at all. Unfortunately, his confusion proved only temporary before a sense of overwhelming terror shook his very core, a mix of fury and embarrassment heating his cheeks at the realization that—
"I don’t know why they’re naked, but aren’t they pretty?"
Speechlessness like he’s never known caused his throat to dry so fast, he could’ve sworn he’d suffocate if not for the need to respond to the demand thrown his way by a feminine voice.
"Yosuke! Come down this instant!”