important realization
valerius’ ass is cervine catnip
so far he’s been seduced by two goats and a ram
the most desirable ass in the barnyard
seen from United States

seen from Venezuela
seen from China

seen from Switzerland
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from Singapore
seen from China

seen from Australia
seen from Singapore

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from Palestinian Territories
seen from China

seen from Ukraine
seen from China

seen from Ukraine
seen from United States

seen from Singapore
important realization
valerius’ ass is cervine catnip
so far he’s been seduced by two goats and a ram
the most desirable ass in the barnyard
i am by no means a lucio expert, but i want yall to know he can be dumb as hell and still be a threat, these are not mutually exclusive
....
alternatively he traded in his last braincell for his human appearance in his route
*remembers whumptober*
*remembers i wanted to write a more indepth version of the stabbing lucio dream/vision from julian’s reversed route*
*wonders if it would hurt more if i made it a we are not friends tale*
trying to figure out a buffer for the kidnapped chapter for WANF tales is mostly ending up in me wanting to re-read WANF
excuse me, me, you have things to do
how many of you would smack me if i had lucio refer to mazelinka as “mozz” in WANF tales
like mozzarella grandma
fanfic ideas as a teenager: adventure! drama! save the world/universe!
fanfic ideas now: what if I detail the daily routine of a sad old man dying from plague
arcana musing
i’ve only been writing for the fandom for like a month, how many people would run me out of town if i tried tackling “the big oopsie” bc im not sure we’re gonna see it in canon
see at least with IX.5 knowing that they’re not gonna cover it in canon means i can just bat the boy around until MC finds him again
however this is like, a Very Important Event that may or may not be covered, maybe?? the timelines between routes are already kinda ??? so there’s room for it i guess but STILL
@itsyaboylucifer
a finnish reader in one of my groupchats introducted joulupukki as yule goat, and i did see that it’s just a guy now when looking it up but stuck w/ it for them