Random things that I like to think about sometimes
Random headcanons below the cut cause i’m dumb
- Nakahara Chuuya calling you Princess or darling or angel
- Peking Duck is a brat when he’s jealous
- Like the brat prince this boy was royalty once he’s gonna be so petty if he thinks you like someone better, all clingy and whiny like why don’t you love me i love you look what i did for my last master
- Zongzi is the goodest boye tho you can’t tell me otherwise
- Arguing with Dazai until he slips up and says something dumb like “fuck i love you too” and then it taking a looong awkward silence for him to realize what he just said
- Flustered Dazai in general
- SOFT YUKICHI SWORD DAD K
- Mikaela cuddles
- Ferid??? Cuddles???? He’s an ass but like a hot ass
- Ango not protesting very loudly when you force him to eat lunch or sleep or take a vacation
- Teasing Zongzi bc he’s such a good pure boi and he gets all blushy and stammers and GOD it’s so cute
- Finding Poe on his couch when you wake up after a nap cause he thought you should have his room cause he’s just so soft like that
- Karl highkey outing him to you lmao that would be bad
- Blushy soft bois in general they’re so cute
- Flustered Steak yall he ain’t the brightest bulb on the tree but he’s trying
- S O F T RUM (i don’t have a mommy kink but damn that lady is hot- i’m weak for pirate girls they make me gayer)
- Her being all like Let’s make one thing clear, I’m above you but... maybe not that far.
- SWEET TOFU CUDDLES YALL I’MMA SOB
- Like all soft and quiet I love you’s between kisses oh my god I’m melting
- Mori literally buying you whatever you want if you’d just kiss him already
- Literally, he’s so needy
- It makes Elise look well-bred how annoying he gets
- And all the executives practically begging you to shut him up
- Guren always telling you how he’s not gonna let you end up like Maiharu
- Like whenever he’s not telling you he loves you he’s talking about how he needs to protect you
- But it’s kinda okay because he loves you it’s not like he thinks you’re weak, you’re just,,, not as strong as him
- Shinya flirting w/ you in front of Guren just to get on his nerves
- Because Shinya’s an annoying fuck like that
- But like endearingly
- RANDOU ANYTHING RANDOU I WANT TO HUG HIM
- Shinya being really petty and jealous because you’re not giving him attention
- Shinya finding an expensive ass car like he did that one time
- Shinya pouting in the corner bc you didn’t see his car before Guren cut it in half
- Mikaela just doing the soft sad thing,,, like,,,, mumbling into your skin while he hugs you, kisses you, across your shoulder, up your neck
- He’s just so touchy-feely
- Peking recruiting Yuxiang to not-so-subtly judge whoever he thinks you’re giving more attention to and sitting with her and smoking and talking shit
- Jealous Peking very obviously threatening whoever he’s jealous of
- Like face it, no one should be that powerful
- Sure, there’s more food souls more powerful than him, but I HC UR’s, especially foods served hot (notably among them, Peking himself, Sichuan Hotpot, Mapo Tofu) to have this kinda,,,, burning hot body temp shit
- So he just kinda fake-smiles, shakes their hand
- And lowkey gives the other person a third-degree burn
- And Yuxiang just kinda goes ‘what a shame’
- Jealous Zongzi just kinda acting like a lost puppy, clinging to you, always asking if what he’s doing is good enough, if he can help you with what you’re doing
- God Zongzi’s just adorable can’t tell you how much I love him
