Watching Gravity Falls with a 3rd grader I babysit:
Episode 1:
"How is a porta potty clogged? They don't do that."
"Hey hey awkward sibling hug!" *proceeded to spend a full minute chasing his three year old sister around trying to get a hug*
Episode 2:
"Of course your human sized, you are a human Mabel!"
"Ben Franklin is a woman! Right?"
*whispers threatingly* "I can see with my fingers"
"Oh crap not the joke book." *looks at me* "I mean dang."
"You mean butt Island"
"That's a bad joke because it's about marriage being bad. That's rude!"
*makes a weird moaning nose* "Thats the monster. That's what you sound like."
"Dipper you're never gonna look like that."
"Shable isn't even a word!!"
"I wonder what gobblewalker even means."
Episode 3:
"Yea I could out wit the duck."
"Seeing a wax figure talk is creepy."
"I know about Larry King from the Bee movie."
"A waffle with big arms isn't real Mabel!"
"My muse is video games and YouTube."
*sounding really done* "it doesn't need glitter."
"You literally said enough about me then you just talk about yourself."
"I finally saw the time man."
"Wax can't be murdered, FanFairy."
"There's a lot of words in this show I don't know."
"No Mabel it couldn't have been you."
"Yes Soos it is an ax."
"Yeah and Uncles let there kids do stuff like that."
*sees the minor* "he's related to McGutit."
*I explained the clock joke* "Oh I'm sure that would be a funny joke to you adults"
Biker: BUT WILL SHE LOVE ME?!?
Kid: It's a 50/50
"There's no finger prints cause the ax is made out of clay"
*punches the couch" "CURSED!"
"Why would someone imagination decapitated Larry King?"
"ARE Llamas really the best? I thought it was Lions? Nah its mosquitoes
Episode 4:
Gidden: My song is kinda catchy
Kid: No. No it's not.
Bonus:
The 2 year old saw Bill and immediately screamed and started crying
Double dipper: "Yah know Dipper was pretty selfish in this episode. Both literally and figuratively
Mind you he's making all these jokes while watching a video on his iPad and only half paying attention. This kid is too powerful.
