#gray at work

[olivia--caliban]

i found my spare glasses yesterday and now i’m at work wearing them to fuck with my coworkers

[olivia--caliban]

spotify: *plays I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That) by Meatloaf*

me: oh nice Slippery Slope reference

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tbt when i walked into the design area in my cardigan feelin witchy and in the same tone of the “i’m gonna eat your ass” vine i was like “i’m gonna steal your firstborn” and my coworkers were like “Gray we have a customer >:(“

[olivia--caliban]

at work today:

“talk to some Italians and you’ll find out yeah there’s a lot more cults in this county than you’d think”

“........what”

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i’m an Official editor of my work’s facebook page now tho i thought i’d have a shitposting page first

i’m not an admin ‘cause i requested that so i don’t accidentally delete the page bc i don’t know anything abt facebook

[olivia--caliban]

okay so i’m at work and i’ve just finished a bunch of magnets meant to go on lockers and i finally asked the question i’ve been meaning to ask my coworkers about them and the whole thing goes like this

me: so hey uh why do some of the magnets have the guys’ surnames in blue instead of red

coworker: the red ones are for the guys on shift all the time. the blue ones are auxiliaries

me: auxiliaries as in (?)

coworker: they’re the volunteers

me: ........ so those magnets are for the volunteer. fire fighters. the literal volunteer fire fighters 👀

coworker: yeah

me: 👀👀👀👀👀👀

so yeah today’s been Interesting

[olivia--caliban]

receptionist at the place i’m delivering to: hello how are you

me after Hanna just showed me some stills from this Sara short film The Bridge: yea fine thanks (‘: yourself?

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coworkers shut the fuck up challenge y’all be talking about the most menial shit at full volume