#grease ball

[xxint3rst3ll4rxx]

Smelly Jeff the killer (sorry I’ve been on hiatus, I’ve been going through a lot mentally and I have been so exhausted and sort of lost my love for art. :/ I still love it, I just hate drawing rn)

[mrbeast6k]

he’s so :P

[greasymurderboi]

the lovely strade~

[thefanficmonster]

Your Chaos Is Mine

Penguinz0 (Moistcr1tikal) aka Charlie x Reader(Female)

Warnings: None

Genre: Fluff

Summary: Charlie will never get used to the random cockroaches around his house. But what happens when he’s faced with one of these malicious creatures while playing Among Us with his friends and his girlfriend.

Requested by Anon. You know who you are 😋 Thank you for putting in a request. Sorry this is a short one. I just really wanted to make it short, sweet and hella chaotic! Hope you like it regardless😊

Playing Among Us with my boyfriend and his friends must be one of the only reasons why I have remained sane during quarantine. Between Charlie’s constant state of ‘the calm before the storm’ and my bug exterminating missions, it’s safe to say I miss the days when I could go to work and argue with my boss.

Speaking of Among Us, Charlie and I are playing the game right now with his streamer friend group. I’m the only non-streamer of the gang, but I’m apparently a fan favorite, as Charlie has told me.

“My fans love when you play, Y/N.“ He whines whenever I don’t really feel like playing. “Pretty please? Just this once.“

It’s never ‘just this once’ and that’s how I’ve found myself here - I have the hardest time telling Charlie ‘no’. Sure, he’s a man-child beyond rationality. He’s low-key insane when he wants to be. He can be a serious tornado to deal with from time to time. But he’s my man-child, my low-key psychopath, my tornado. His chaos is mine.

Well...I’m not a perfect, unproblematic angel either. So you can call us even.

Charlie and I play on complete opposite sides of the house. He’s downstairs in the living room and I’m upstairs in our shared bedroom just to prove we’re playing fair. It doesn’t matter how far apart we are, I can hear him laughing when he either dies or kills someone. I never know which so I can never accuse him directly. 

I’m in the middle of doing the downloading task when suddenly an emergency meeting is called. I unmute my mic and see the megaphone symbol next to Charlie’s character.

“What’s happening?“ Sean asks as the rest of the gang also unmute themselves

“Hey babe?...“ Charlie starts a bit hesitantly.  

I immediately get defensive, suspiciously raising an eyebrow even though I’m aware he can’t see me, “Yes?”

“There’s a cockroach here, please save me.“ His voice sounds panicked. Not mock fear, genuine panic. 

I sigh, rolling my eyes. Just as I’m about to reply, Sean pipes in, “Wait, this is why you called this meeting?!”

“Um...yeah.“ my boyfriend confirms

Before anyone can ask more questions I speak up, “Let me grab deodorant and I’ll be over in a sec.”

“Wait, DEODORANT?“ Felix’s shock cracks me up.

“Oh, you don’t even know. I don’t just kill those pests.“ I laugh menacingly, “I torch ‘em.“

I take my headset off and stand up from my chair. I make a quick stop in the bathroom to collect the aforementioned deodorant before quickly going down the stairs. In the living room I find Charlie tensed and huddled up in his chair. He doesn’t give me indication that he has taken notice of my presence as his eyes are fixated on a black dot on the wall opposite him. The dot moves an inch to the right, causing him to shriek and push the chair further away from both the desk and the wall.

“I’m surprised you’re not halfway across the state by now.“ I make the remark through barely suppressed laughter. I bet the cockroach is just as terrified as he is, to be perfectly honest.

A flick of my lighter and a spray of the deodorant later the cockroach has officially left this earth. 

“May its soul rest in peace.“ I mumble as I pick its dead body with a tissue. I go out the back door to throw the evidence of my murder in the outdoor trash bin.

When I get back upstairs and get settled again, I find my avatar still surprisingly alive. 

I waste no time hitting the Emergency Meeting button.

“Charlie’s an impostor, vote him out.“

“DAMN IT, Y/N!”

“SPEEEDRUUUNN!!!” 

[maikai-diablo]

[hanahchew]

I went crazy with Gifs again.

[greasymurderboi]

i still love him

[lordefan2002]

Shen Yun but its just white guys w greasy hair