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Of course!

Why, thank you!

-waves back-

They say money isn’t the most important thing in life. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.

did you know that people draw porn of you as a man doing yourself?

thats kind of fucked up.

and........hot????

Damn.

My dad took all my gold bricks away.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BUILD FORTS WITH NOW?!!?!?

Greed-lette: Didn't I just hang up on you?

*sigh* Looks like someone can't hold the 4 button and say she sells seashells down by the seashore 3 times fast. Here is our complaint box.

*dial tone*

Everybody do do do do do do do do needs a thneed!

Hello valued Thneed customer or future Thneed customer!

If you have questions about our product the Thneed please press 1

If you have concerns about the environmental impact of the Thneed please press 2

If you would like a job working for Thneed Inc. please press 3

If you have a complaint about our product please press 4 while saying she sells seashells down by the sea shore 3 times fast

If you would like to speak to The Greed-lette please hold

*dial tone*

Greed-lette: Greed-lette speaking-

Greed-lette: -hangs up-

I need to have a talk with my secretary about these prank calls.

#greedlette