Too Big To Fail

Everybody needs a thneed~

[needmorecandycanes]

i have a genderbend problem

[ask-classy-onceler-blog]

Went hunting for more fem!onceler art~ Expect a spam, loves.

[missoncelette]

M!A!: your company is now gone as if it has never happened for a week- you are now simple adorable farmgirl Oncie again~

Oh gee

What a weird dream……

[missoncelette]

i love u

Yeah yeah yeah just take the autograph and get your ass out of here I mean buy a thneed ♥

[missoncelette]

what did you look like before your whole "biggering" was your hair long?

...mmrr I don't like talking about how I used to be, mostly because I was a real dumbass..

But you're lucky I'm in a good mood, I found this old photo just laying around the other day, 

My hair was waaay shorter before, long hair just gets in the fucking way, and I was advised by my pr people to grow out my hair to look more professional and less of a pushover, then I fired their asses for calling me a pushover.

[missoncelette]

So do you have twin brothers, or twin sisters?

yeah lets go with that, I have twin sisters, how the fuck did you know?

they are dumb as shit and i dont even think we are blood related.

they are so fucking annoying its aggravating  they always run around in circles and do crazy shit i dont even know why i keep them around.

[missoncelette]

did you know that people draw porn of you as a man doing yourself?

thats kind of fucked up.

and........hot????

[missoncelette]

You are so attractive!

Tell me something I don't already know, doll.

[missoncelette]

Damn.

My dad took all my gold bricks away.

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO BUILD FORTS WITH NOW?!!?!?

[missoncelette]

can i have your glasses?

oh

oh thats cute.

no. they are my glasses for a reason ok have a thneed instead.

[missoncelette]

your mom

IS AN IMMACULATE BEING THAT YOU ARE UNWORTHY OF, TURTLE BARF.

[00bel-blog]

for lady swag because shes just the most darling thing ♡‿♡

[thia-ler]

I found swag’s heels.

[missoncelette]

id like 2,000,000,000,000 pairs.

[miru667]

Decided to fix up and colour this old drawing of genderbent Once-ler. I figured since the Once-ler was extremely sexy as a guy, then as a girl he should still be extremely sexy. Not sure if I pulled that off though lol.

[missoncelette]

Birth my babies.

LIKE DRAGONFLY DICKS THATS GONNA HAPPEN

listen here babywipe, you can't just confront a lady with that kind of question, you have to woo her first, ya know spend money on her and shit. And im assuming that your dirt poor arse can't buy shit. 

and especially not the gold baby seal skin bedspread that i have had my eye on.

its so damn comfortable. but thneeds are better. 

[missoncelette]

My Dear sweet suckers loyal customers,

leave me your stupid questions so I can answer them when I care I get back to them,

A Message brought to you by your gracious Oncelette.

Damn PR people 

[alysonwondrland-blog-blog]

So this happened.

Aerial thneed.

Yup. =)

[aelynn]

oh my goodness.

<3

[eviplotting-deactivated20150615]

*literally screams because of the perfection*

[widdlez]

*SCREAMING* 

that’s hawt but also really super cool. I seriously love aerial silk and admire anyone who does it.

Cause watching it I get scared, sometimes they go so high up and they are hanging onto just the silk but it’s beautiful to watch too, like dancing in the air and I’m babbling I’m sorry I’ll shut up.

[aryll]

a quick drawing of more fem!Onceler this time in that one dress because i was starting to miss it

‘hey ladies’ is just going to be my tagline for sexy fem!Onceler from now on