55. Share a relationship story. 58. What are five ways to win your heart?
Vaguely NSFW Asks
55. Share a relationship story.
“Eh, I don’t really have any stories to share because I have been in very few romantic relationships...
I was almost engaged once. I was young and stupid and fell in ‘love’ with a woman that I had feelings for throughout all of college. Problem was that I simply had too much trouble speaking to her about my feelings. She was too good to be with someone like me. Too nice, and she had her own life to live. I didn’t want to get her mixed up in the shit I was going through, what with the mafia nonsense. Besides, I was focused on my career. We hardly ‘dated’ and yet I remember looking at rings and daydreaming about what might’ve been.
Ah but she has no idea how much I liked her. Or she did and she is too nice to tease me for it. We keep in touch rarely- she’s married, kids, happy, etc.”
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
“Pulling me away from my work is a good start. Five things...
Patience with me. I’m not exactly the easiest person to be in a relationship with, or friendship for that matter.
Showing love and care towards animals really shows a good nature in people.
A sense of humor. Granted, people don’t like my sense of humor all too much and that is a very generic answer, but what can I say? It’s good to laugh.
Spicy sexy time I’m trying to keep this appropriate but I’m an adult and like to engage in adult activities.
...Cooking is a plus.”
















