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Hey, dad. We’ve been busy with all the stuff going on. I almost forgot to ask you…
Do you drink? Because I think the best way to get to know someone is to get wasted with them.
*Blue Crown floats behind Green. They look distressed. Next to them appear two tentacles that make small motions in air as if saying ‘no’*
Uhh… Why are you looking there?
Oh. Uh… no, not really. The last time I drank was when I got pulled out of a coma.
“Damn! This place is crowded with all fun activities! Mortals! You wanna hear a funny story? Okay! Listen!”
“One time my followers were searching for me… After our party we all ended up outside the temple. We left the keys inside… Also, I was napping in my tent. Basically, my guys had to search aaaaall over darkwood to find me! And then they just see me walking out of my house! The look on their face was priceless!”
“By the way, we broke the window in our temple. That’s how we got it. I ate glass”
(Based on a true story that happened today)
"Lalalala~ Hm… Mortal fellas! I’ve got a very important question for you! ANSWER IT WITH ALL YOUR FOCUS!”
Which is better?
Romance ❤️
Drinking ✨
Fighting 🖤
Dancing/singing 💖
BURNING SHIT DOWN!! 🔥
Can I get a blessing of the Green one? The Green Crown is hilarious. Please, bless me with thy Chaos. (Don't get jealous Red, you are cool too.)
“… I am not feeling anything… You mortals always seem to find an ‘open and honest’ approach more trustworthy… I shall not judge you for your foolishness…”
“Shut up, Red! They weren’t talking to you!”
“Anyway, you wanna have a blessing? For what? Wanna drink lots of beers and not get wasted?”
“Or you wanna dance all day without collapsing?”
“Ohohoh, don’t tell me you wanna go and get yourself a date?”
“Your wish is my pleasure, friend!”
“Hmm… Just you name it~”
Hey crown of chaos? Can I borrow you for a bit?
I wanna prank some people to make them think I'm a crown bearer
“Hmmm… CAN YOU? You know, I might just do some stuff while you wear me… Heheh~ Wearing me has a price… YOU GOTTA GET DRUNK FIRST! I only allow funny drunk bastards to wear me!”
“Oh, by the way, the owner of this blog is acting weird because I am here! Crown of Chaos!”
“So I’ll just have fun messing with his mind for a while~ Hehehe”
“Until Leshy picks me up…”
"Hmmmm~ Mortals!! You have TO ASK ME! ME! THE GREEN CROWN! Not that boring Red Crown!”
“They might’ve told you lot of weird crap about their ‘blessings’ and all of that but!”
“Have they ever told you about US? No? Ha! They never told you about other Crowns!”
“Because they are afraid we are so awesome!”
“They know we are 100% better than them!”
"HELLO, MORTALS! I hope you like that my friend, stupid grumpy Red Crown offered me a chance to speak here!”
“… Unfortunately so…”
“Oh, well, doesn’t matter! Hm… My first idea - why don’t ya shake up some folks around here?”
“And how so? They do not seem willing to be sacrificed…”
“Not that way! You should daaaaaate some mortal~”
“… Do you want to die again?”
“Not much! Hm… But it will definitely earn you some more followers, buddy!”
“… I… feel that this may not be the best approach”
“Just try!”
“… No”
“YES!”
“… Kill yours—“
