#green dick

[aerin-valleross-husband]

i just realized

if valdemar has a dick

it’s green

like shrek

[pgoeltz]

Dick and Margaret both together

[killthemwithcandy]

The difference in the paintings I'm currently working on:

One is a big painting of every Crystal Gem, fusions included, in a minimalistic yet detailed style, all done as accurately as I can. The other is just a collage of multicolored dicks.

[cringeferatu]

Dearest Danny Phantom Phandom

I have a friend who is a huge fan and she told me about Danny and his green blushes but I realized somewhere else that blood pools. I've never looked for fanart of a naked Danny but if his blood is green you guys do realize that when he has sex his dick is gonna be green right? That's amazing I love it please give me twenty.

[speightdaysaweek]

hello I am in the star trek fandom and it worries me how many times I have become involved in an internet debate regarding vulcan genitals

[reptiliancum]