#blue dick

[thereddestclansman-blog]

Red VS Blue: LAZER TAG- Who wins?

Hmmmm…..I’m gonna say reds win this! S4 are probably more accustomed to using swords than guns (though homra is used to baseball bats and crowbars I guess) It’d be hilarious to see Domyoji running around, making ‘pew pew’ noises and just get sniped by Akagi XD

Fushimi and Yata are totally ganging up on each other and having an all out war by themselves.

No one has the heart to take down Anna…but Fuse eventually does and is TAKEN DOWN BY SO MANY HOMRA MEMBERS.

[killthemwithcandy]

The difference in the paintings I'm currently working on:

One is a big painting of every Crystal Gem, fusions included, in a minimalistic yet detailed style, all done as accurately as I can. The other is just a collage of multicolored dicks.

[bluediick]

Say Hello 2015 u/

[broganchattin]

Dirty Looks

Here comes mean and clean Mr.

Cool,

Watching the punkheads play some

Pool,

Leaning on the wall chewing on some

Old tobacco

Feeling up young skirts like the

Prince of Monaco

Licking his lips like they were sticky

Envelopes

Knocking back little shits like he was the

Woodland Pope

Scraping yellow off his teeth with some sharp

Toothpick blows

Tonight he's looking to shed off his,

Blue-dick-woes

The girl entering through the door is giving

Dirty looks

Yes sir, tonight Mr. Cool's cleaning out his

History books.