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Mommy: *nagluluto* Kay, san yung talong/upo dito? Ubos na ba?

Ako: Hindi pa, My. Meron pa kay Kuya.

Mommy: *laughing out loud*

#medyo bastos #green minds #hahahahahaha

What is it that all men have one. It’s longer on some men, than on others, the pope doesn’t use his and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?

-SURNAME

#green minds #men #married #double meanings

Main event XD

Dez: Main event na eh!

Me: tapos?

Dez: Pumalpak! Sa ........ nadikit.

Me: ha?!

Dez: first time pa kasi di pa marunong!

Me: HALA?! HAHAHAHHAHA! XD

Dez: oo nga! ndi kasi nanunuod ng p*rno yun!

Me: nice huh?!

Dez: pero syempre kasi lasing talaga sya, nahilo kaya di na shoot.

Me: yuck ang e.L- mo!!!! HAHAHHA! XD

Dez: kasi tatanga tanga! MAIN EVENT NA EH! DI PA NAGAWA! XD

ME: HAHAHAHHAHAHA! XD

DEZ: HAHAHAHHAHAHA! XD

hangang sa walang katapusang tawa. nakakahiya na kami sa puregold eh XD ang ingay namin. hhaha! XD

#green minds #XD

Tuesday.

I felt extra beautiful today. Haha. Too bad we had no classes! Professors had their appointments.

1. After an hour of prepping up (supposedly for school), I decided to buy lunch at the mall. 2. Bought salad! Soooo yummy. And groceries.

3. I think 3 different strangers said hi to me. Creepy much. 4. Went home with food. 5. And then...I saw someone! A friend I have never seen for so long. Fritz (). Follow him! He makes good stuff. :) 6. The salad was delicious but it made my stomach go wild. 7. ANG SIPAG KO LANG. Haha. I think it's the first time that I actually felt productive. (Can't believe I used this word) 8. The whole day I was eating. 9. "What? Your thesis idea is evolving!"

10. Finally. My only problem now is time. And the methods. Bakit ang poor ng UP. 11. I tied my hair up. At first I was trying to do a fishtail braid however I suck at it so I resorted to doing a Chinese hair do. That one where you part your hair into two parts, and then roll each up and pin. :) 12. WHY IZ MA HURR NOT FRIZZY WHEN I'M HOME. 13. I am excited for Dr. Q's discussion tomorrow simply because I miss him. 14.