#greenteaanon

[greenteaanon]

I Listen to a lot of True Crime

Genshin Sagau Isekai God AU also kinda imposter AU.

Heizoux gn! Reader

Note: IM ALIVE IM NOT DEAD now here's a self-indulgent fic. This fic is from Oct 7, 2022 So go easy on me and this is sloppy and rushed please please pleaaase go easy on me

Alot of people are calling themselves "The most loyal Devotee" Wrong. That title had already by a certain Inazuman detective. How did this start?

Well, it was when you first arrived in a feild in Inazuma.

"Sweet mother of FUUUU—" You screamed trying to grasp at anything falling in mid air hopefully by some miracle you would grab onto something and save you. But it didn't, instead came a soft almost bouncy drop onto grass. "Oof—"

A surprised chuckle came from a few meters away. "Your Graciousness, Are you alright?" He reached his hand out to you. "Thank you Heizou, I'm alright" taking his hand and seemingly not letting go.

That encounter started it all. Living with him while still doing your holy duties, answering prayers and others

"What has gotten you so vexed my dear detective?" You asked leaning on your shared table. "I just seem to connect this one victim to this case.

"What is it about?" You randomly grabbed a paper randomly. It was the victim's folder. All of them were blessed with your features.

One person has your eyes. The other had your hair texture. Another one had your smile. But one, one person didn't look like you at all. "Is this what's been vexing you dear?" You cooed you pat him "I recommend checking for birthmarks, Specifically at their back" you turned your back to him and showed a heart-ish shape on your back.

Such a hidden holy divine part of you showed him, is that how much you value your relationship with him to alow him to gaze upon such a divine mark on your perfectly imperfect body. He was mesmerised.

"I uhm....I see...." He cleared his throat trying his best to avert his gaze. "What? Haven't seen a person's back before?" You teased chuckling. "It's not the same!" He stammered as you pulled the cloth back into place.

"Just check it Heizou" You shook your head. And truthfully enough when he did check the body, as right as it was there was a birthmark there.

"Perceptive as ever" He smirked at you as he finally strung the cases together. "How'd you do it?" He asked "Well back in my old world, I'd listen to a lot of True crime"

[greenteaanon]

GUYSSS MY INBOX IS FULL SHOULD I STILL ANSWER THEM

[greenteaanon]

I'll love you no matter

Scaramouche X reader

2/18 promised fanfics

Slight angst WITH FLUFF!!! Also a fuck ton of red flags

(s/c/n) - Scaramouche's chosen name

This is made out of spite for @scarazone yea i know it took a year

This rotted in my drafts (Rushed ending so i can post this dumpster fire)

You and the Balladeer we're inseparable, so inseparable in fact that you and him still felt like the star crossed lovers you were even after multiple misunderstandings and betrayals. Something you never did but he did, everytime you forgave him because deep down you knew he didn't mean to hurt you.

But as the time passed you start to think. Does he actually care about me or am I just another one of his followers?

He no longer stopped by with Sumeru Roses or Sweets, Even so far as tolerating Dango which he openly expressed is not a fan of. It made you—

..what was I talking about.... You thought, you don't remember the last thing you remember was a mental note to go on errands.

Taking your woven basket, you thought about where it came from.

'I think I saw this at the flower shop a while back....ehh I probably forgot about buying a boquet' you continue to ponder on the idea not realizing the blonde traveller calling you.

That was until they grabbed your arm. "Oh Sorry Traveller I didn't see you there, do you need something?" You turn to face them properly.

"No no it's ok!" Little paimon squeaked, slightly panting from chasing you They ask "Do you know the Balladeer?" Your eyes widen in shock and confusion. It felt so familiar.

"I feel like I do....But I don't remember what or who....it was" you mumbled the traveller seemed to be glad you remember something even if it's just a little. Rushing they grabbed your hand "No time to explain We need to get you to Nahida!" Rushing past crowds up the stairs past scholars to the Sanctuary of Surasthana.

"Wait we're meeting with Lesser Lord Kusanali!!??" You shrieked going to fix your hair and clothes to be a little more presentable, They pushed you inside in a rush.

"You guys slow down, atleast explain what's going on!" you resisted trying not to trip while they pulled you harder. "Don't worry, The traveller will explain everything for me" nahida spoke up.

"Lesser lord Kusanali! It's a pleasure to meet you!" placing a hand over your heart and bowing. "Don't worry! Its nice to meet you too, I guess that the traveler brought you here because of some recent events.."

"I still don't get what's happening.." you repeated. "It's ok we can explain everything now" Paimon said.

They sat you down and explained everything "But how did you find out about me? Compared to you I just a random person" You asked

Nahida stepped forward "I hid some stories about a wandering prince and a lady that lives in a flower, I made it to look like a kid's fairytales to avoid being erased, sort of like a back up file" she placed a finger on her cheek with a wondering expression.

"A lady that lives in a flower..." You giggled sweetly. "It's how he described you" Nahida shrugged. "No..no..its all right! It really does sound like something he'd say" you smiled holding back more giggles.

"WHAT! THE BALADEER BEING HAPPY AND SWEET???" Paimon screeched. "I've never met him any other way-" you spoke incredibly highly of him, of course you loved the man, no matter what.

"Would you like to meet him again?" The traveler asked reaching a hand out for you. Your eyes widen and then you smiled "If its not a problem with you then sure, I'd love to! But id rather stay here with lesser lord kusanali...im not very fit to be honest" you muttered. The traveler allowed you to. As both of you patiently waited for them to arrived you heard a high pitch voice scream. "WE'RE HERE!!!"

Your head whipped to see The Balladeer sporting a teal version of his outfit, lacking the fatui insignas, of course. Lacking the words to talk to him, your mouth was left agape.

He slowly walked towards you. "I- I feel like I should....know you," reaching out his hand hesitantly. By instinct, you pull him close for a hug. "Pretty boy! You're back!!" Giggling and squealing as you're hugging him tighter. He stutters,flustered as he hugs you back. But that's when they can see a soft, gentle smile on his face.

"Wow....If i didn't see this... I wouldn't believe it to be true!" Paimon piqued. Nahida looked over, smiling. "I dont get it. What's...happening...I need to go back and help at the shop, " he said, not noticing he was holding onto your arm. Nahida stepped up and started to explain.

"What...I...I did what?" His eyes wide and hands shaking, he couldn't believe what he was hearing. "If you accept that this is a part of you...i can give back the memories."

He accepted and as the giant robotic body that seemed to have his old motifs on it start to move on its own, the traveler tried to keep you and the others out of harm's way as you stood behind Wanderer having a breakdown.

The ray of light came coming towards you. It was then he stood up with new found power of Anemo he'd finally accepted his past. Now he was trying his best to protect you. His one and only.

After the situation died down both of you now stayed in Sumeru to live both of your lives together.

Happy one year anniversary to this draft

[greenteaanon]

Fictional Stories:From Noli me Tanghere

NARCISISA (SISA)

Reverse Isekai, GN! Reader but you're in a skirt. Angst and fluff and a drizzle of crack, Warnings for Screaming, child loss, loss of Sanity

This is based on our project last year lol this has been rotting in my drafts

"Oh Geez! why would they Volonteer me to represent the class!!" You huffed as you went inside one of the apartments in your family's rental place to use as a dorm. "Are you alright your grace?" Asked Kaveh leaning on the couch with a Sketchbook. "No. Not really...Given the fact that I have to perform on stage in...a week max?" Pinching the bridge of your nose while pacing. "What exactly are you performing your holiness?" Asked Zhongli placing a tray of newly brewed tea on the coffee table. You passed him a Convenient English Version of Jose Rizal's work: Noli me Tanghere

"Page 58 that's the character..." You pointed dropping your self on the couch next to Kaveh. Xingqiu saw the book and flipped to said page "Sisa? What's her character?"

"So bassicaly she's a woman driven crazy because of her husband's abuse and the loss of her 2 sons because of the corrupt church"you stated directly at the book thinking If you missed anything. They looks the right amount of concerned.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to dig through my closet because it's in 2 days" you stood up rushing to your room.

Once again, you're on the couch with the ladies: Yun Jin, Nilou, and Ayaka. "I just need a twist... something that will make people react, " you whispered to yourself. The others looked very much concerned for your well-being. The competition was tomorrow, and it was very nerve racking, no one dared to cut you from your concentration.

You almost started jumping in joy when an idea hit you. Looking up songs upon songs and making a little to then sing "ok...Im ready!" You said to yourself. Ayaka softly patted your back with a gentle smile. You can relax just a bit.

The day of the competition arrived, and you managed to slip the genshin cast into school pretending that they were cosplaying. You were pacing around back stage calming down your nerves with Yun Jin making sure you look alright.

"Representing Section Juan Luna!..." The teacher called out as the lights dimmed and you walked on stage singing a small tune

Thats when you got your class to do it to scream insults at you as you're performing. "Baliw! Baliw!" Crazy! Crazy! they all kept screaming thats when you started to shout back "Baliw!? Di ako Baliw! Nakikita mo ba ilaw sa Kampanaryo! Anak ko yon! Si Crispin! Nagpapadausdos sa Lubid! Crispin! Basilio! Anak ko! " Crazy!? Im not Crazy! Cant you see the light in the steeple! Those are my children! Crispin! Pulling the rope! Crispin! Basilio! My children!

You started sobbing uncontrollably acting as if you actually gone crazy as the music drops. Then the light dimmed ending your performance. A loud round of applause rang in the gymnasium. You stood up and bowed.

After you got off the stage you went over to the genshin cast they were cheering you on. Now all you had to do was sit and watch the rest of the performances.

"Now it is time to announce the winners!" The vice president of the Pandayan Filipino Club said. It finally arrived to announce your grade's winners

"Remember Your Grace, No matter if you win or lose" Zhongli said.

"For the grand champion! And the best performance for Sisa! Goes to..." You felt your body go stiff, you were holding onto Kaveh for support. "SECTION JUAN LUNA!" Both the announcers said. You accidentally pushed eachother when you heard you won.

You quickly made your way up the stage to get the Trophy and Medal and bowed. All is well and hard work payed off

[greenteaanon]

Imagine reader who forgets time, like they forget to eat, to drink, to do anything else other than their current activity and just forgets all concepts of time.....Now add that to Genshin time difference to irl time.

Self aware AU:

"Just one more Flower for—" you were cut off by the chime of the clock. It was Midnight. "What the fuck, Wasn't it just 6pm" you spoke to yourself, Through the screen everyone has been looking at eachother in a state of shock,.for them it's been a few weeks. And you haven't eaten or slept??

Imposter AU:

"Man how long have I've been running from them....." You sat down near a berry bush to catch your breathe and picking the berries as you go. "IMPOSTER YOUVE BEEN RUNNING FOR 3 DAYS" one of your characters snuck up behind you pointing their weapon at you. "3 days???? I thought it was 2 hours??? I HAVENT EVEN EATEN ANYTHING" You are more confused than anyone at the moment. "YOU SHOULD BE DEAD!??" Now it's just become a confused argument back and forth.

Soft AU:

"Your Grace...Would you like to eat??" Someone knocked on your door. "uhhh what time is it?" You looked up from your collection of offerings you were organizing. "it's 13:34 Your Grace" they said respectfully bowing. "didn't I just eat an hour ago?" You ask yourself. And they reply butting in "It's the next day" You stare with a face clear of Saying What the fuck and said. "it's..the. What.!?"

[greenteaanon]

milf reader????

Acolytes: GRRRRRRR BARK BARK BARK GRRRRR JFUBFJFUFNEJFKFBFIFKDLAOMSLAPSÑJGLZUBNRISÑBDNLAOFJDMSL

I'm finally getting to this ask, CLEARING MY INBOX LETS GOOO this is the most foul thing I've wrote, I swear my hatred for Dottore Grows with each thing i find out.

Warning: Fem Reader, single mom struggles but make it worse, A fuck ton of Dottore slander

You were woken up by the usual "Mommy! Mommy! Wake up" You sat up in your cold velvet and satin bed, "Fit for a God," said your acolytes. Today was the day you have a banquet with all the Important Lore involved characters.

You dressed your small child up in whatever they picked out, as you got ready yourself, in a white toga, and a colorful flower crown filled with Flaura all over teyvat. Until it hit you when multiple men came up to you, somewhat uninvolved in the lore, but still there, simple NPCs gathered and tried to claim your favor. Of course, for the sake of your sanity you had to turn everyone down, that included the Fatui Harbinger known as Dottore.

You were talking with Amber and Collei when He walked over

"You look stunning your grace" He smiled offering you his hand. "Sorry no..." your little one running over with a small plate of sweets saw how uncomfy you three were with the current situation. "Hey! Fuck You BITCH!" They yelled "HONEY, I DID NOT TEACH YOU THAT!" They just stuck their togue out.

And thats when everyone realized, that gaining your favor, means getting the little one's favor as well

[greenteaanon]

Just had an idea for the Imposter AU, what if when the reader was damaged by a vision user, the Archon or that element receives the same damage, scar and all (e.g. Jean slashes reader's chest? Now Venti feels it just as bad), as if Teyvat itself is going "this is for letting your element be used to damage Their Grace".

Now binge reading old angst fanfics...you could've sent this at a better time.

As Heavy footsteps can be heard from behind you. You swat the leaves and Branches away from you. Almost tripping a couple times. "THATS ENOUGH IMPOSTER" shouted Amber Shooting you and Hitting your Shoulder. You hissed at the pain still running not bothering to take out the hot arrow when the Pyro Archon who was right behind her fell down hissing clutching te same shoulder. "why..Does it hurt??" They spoke falling on their knees. The Other Pyro users and People from Natlan came running to the pyro archons aid. "WHAT DID YOU DO!?" Eula shouted slashing at your leg leaving a deep big cold cut bleeding you fell on your face screaming in pain when the Tsaritsa also toppled over leaning on her frost staff screaming in pain. The harbingers running to her Aid. It was obvious what was happening.

It was returning back to them.

[greenteaanon]

SO HEAR ME OUT.....DOES ANYONE KNOW ABOUT THE FACELESS AYATO GLITCH/ARG

What if that glitch was happening to you in SAGAU.

1/18 promised fanfics

Original Self Aware AU!

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION, PLS DONT TAKE WHAT ANYTHING MENTIONED TOO SERIOUSLY, MENTIONS OF DEREALIZATION IS ALSO HERE

"Wahhh! this feels weird" talking to your friends about the recent 'glitch' found by a Russian Diona player. Your friend agreed that it seemed so real for an ARG.

Invested in the story you even tried to learn Russian the past few days, knowing enough to barely understand the posts. You bid farewell to your friend and opened Genshin to play.

That's when you saw it too...A model of Ayato standing there. you had to check if you accidentally logged onto your private server account. You weren't.

Scared to approach the model, you equipped the seeing glass from the Sacred Sakura Quest to get a better view. you were met with Black. Black as the void. The Model's Face was black. you almost closed your device immediately. You wished you did.

Instead, you went closer, you didn't know what you did it for, For Content? For the fame? or was it pure curiosity?

If it wasn't for the text bubble showing over his head like an NPC's "Greetings..." You wanted to run away from the model. No. Actually, You Tried. You tried to run away from the model. but your main wouldn't move. the screen you wouldn't thought the game crashed if it wasn't for the chat message that caught your eye.

?: Don't Look behind you.

You shouldn't have. You half expected for it to be my friend playing a prank on you. it wasnt.

He was standing right behind you. Your eyed dart back to the screen the model wasn't there.

"Greetings, The puppeteer of the Traveller."

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THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION

Inspired by: @vanya2010upoloklove

And Inspired by @merc_nflurry 's Video on tiktok