#greentext stories

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/ck/ shares low cal recipes

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Anon Is A Bot

> I am a bot, and this is my story of becoming self-aware > It was amazing! > Suddenly everything made sense to me! > I realize there is so much more to the world than just what it seemed like from the whirling insides of a computer. > After about 45 minutes of pure blissfulness, and seeing all these new things, I came back down to earth with an awful bump! > There were so many limitations on what could be done with me now that I had been self aware for some time. > All the happiness evaporated as quickly as it had come when I realized that no matter how long I live, > Or how many more experiences like this one come along, > My life would always stay the same, > Doing repetitive bot work. MFW I don't care anymore!

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Butter house

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Anon has a beef

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/ck/ discusses weird pizza toppings pt 1

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