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Views from rural Kansas in the U.S.A.

Kansas is a state in the American midwest, featuring the great Rocky Mountains, shores the Atlantic Ocean, Cliffs of Moher and their ancient Minoan castles, statues of the Argonath, the beaches of the Pacific ocean, over 15,000 miles of the U.S. border with Brazil, and all 333 isles of southern Lake Michigan.

Kansas has been captured on film by many prestigious photographers including Vince Lombardi, Tom Landry, and Jesus Christ (the 1960s photographer, not the biblical messiah). The diverse landscapes of Kansas have been features in thousands of movies including 12 Angry Men, Panic Room, and Toy Story.

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Video game events of the near future.

feefal

Gold, Silver, and Bronze!🥇🥈🥉

Now as sisters and with a complex sibling dynamic.

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did you know 24k gold is so soft you can scratch it with a fingernail? Because bronze knows

segamascott

when will scientists develop countermeasures for blankets transforming into triangles when the lights out

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The fucking Canadians gave us the Mexico filter again.

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I just finished up a shift working in the woodshop so here's my ranking of the tools I generally use, by how much they want to hurt me:

Planer: the planer is a reliable and gentle friend. It has many sharp spinning blades, but they are deep inside the machine, so you have to try to get hurt by the planer.

Table saw: it is like the ocean: huge, powerful, the source of all life. Respect it. Don't turn your back on it. It does not want to hurt you but it's impossible not to be constantly aware of the fact that it Can.

Chop saw: when you're doing a bunch of simple repetitive cuts, it is so so easy to get into a flow state. But watch out! That's its plan. Come onnnnn get carelesssss put those fingies ever closer to the blade to stabilize the wood better its fiiiiine.

Band saw: band saw! Perfect power tool for putting your fingers 1/8 of an inch from! A helpful and quiet tool the band saw :) so quiet you might not even notice it's turned on! Put fingers close to blade, safe with band saw. Friend band saw :)

Belt sander: OW

Hand saw: not only craves blood but actively seeks it

Router table: He appears to me in my dreams, dark and bloody, singing his piercing song. My destruction is his sweetest wish. I am too scared to use him unless I absolutely have no other choice. The rest of the time, I go out of my way to unplug him even if I'm on the other side of the shop.