#greenwoodcomic

[futchmccree-archive]

McCree: a bull riding stripper, Hanzo: in love with a bull riding stripper

i like the way you think.

its like a rodeo, but somehow sexy

[dykelwj]

Hey

1. First impression: we met in blu’s stream and i thought you were cool as heck2. Truth is: YOU’RE SO SWEET!!!!!3. How old do you look: god like i said with robo, i am TERRIBLE of guessing ages, but like early 20′s4. Have you ever made me laugh: hell yeah5. Have you ever made me mad: nah6. Best feature: dude you’re art is GREAT hands down and you’re such a good person7. Have I ever had a crush on you: you could BENCH PRESS ME8. You’re my: trutual (treasured mutual)

[robo-cryptid]

DICKS but with FEELINGS- Robo

Not sure if this means “dicks” like the body parts or “dicks” like the personalities but honestly? Accurate either way.

[robo-cryptid]

@mataglap reblogged your post and added:

Because he’s literally Prospector Logann from Starcraft, ripped straight out with minimal changes, and Starcraft‘s stylistic has always been more heroic-space-opera than practical.

@operativesurprise reblogged your post and added:

Countershading

@youraveragejoke replied to your post “I did the thing where I woke up thinking I had gotten far more sleep...”

its the male equivalent of boob plates. gotta remind people that nipples and boobs exist ya know?

I see some of y’all came at this with your Doylist answer and I am here to tell you that I appreciate and value this input but a) it raises more questions like okay but still why? and b) the better way to write what I actually meant with that question is why does Jesse McCree, a character with agency, get up in the morning and put lights on his titties?

@futchmccree replied to your post “I did the thing where I woke up thinking I had gotten far more sleep...”

they're like headlights, DUH

@greenwoodcomic replied to your post “I did the thing where I woke up thinking I had gotten far more sleep...”

headlights

Two votes for headlights...

@conqueringthespace replied to your post “I did the thing where I woke up thinking I had gotten far more sleep...”

For Hanzo to find him easily in the dark? (I'm joking, no idea actually xD)

Acceptable!

@murpl replied to your post “I did the thing where I woke up thinking I had gotten far more sleep...”

When you're dedicated to your aesthetic and two things you need have colors that aren't quite aligned to that aesthetic, sometimes, things need to be updated. For Jesse McCree, that had to be his chestplate. And if he can't go into battle chest out an rarin to go, he'll go chest lit and ready to rave.

This seems legit. Brb, changing my McCree shitpost tag to “jesse ‘rave nipples’ mccree”.

[dykelwj]

greenwoodcomic replied to your post: Hey

New goal acquired: bench press Paige if we meet

blease snap my neck while you are at it.

[dykelwj]

greenwoodcomic replied to your photoset “Hewwo?????�� She/her”

Well ain’t that an adorable face you have there

[futchmccree-archive]

Sweet, lips??

sweet- what’s your favorite type of candy

oh dang, i love trolli sour crawlers.

lips- what is your favorite thing to taste

i’m a savory bitch. i love salty, savory food.