#greg omg

[yesterdaysanswers]

[stolentweets]

[timelordwilling]

“Amethyst turn into a chair, I need to sit down.” 

Pearl you just keep getting better. 

[buttcrackdurm]

"only if i get the weekends off, the ability to sleep in until 10, and tuesdays off, will i join the army. Oh and no one shouting at me" 

[farsijew-blog]

cherribombstuck replied to your post: so today my tortoise was eating something on the...

did you give it tortoise cpr

yes. yes i did. right after it had a giant piece of shit in its mouth.