FarsiJew

Ava (ah-vuh)/18/?

[meanplastic]

[khadidon]

Me: “PERCOCET MOLLY PERCOCET!!”

Me in real life:

[sugarless-gum]

[teuer]

[vaspider]

I wasn’t planning on announcing this but enough people have figured it out from context or other comments: my beit din was recently, as was my immersion in the mikveh.

I am a Jew. Full stop. I have a Hebrew name and have held a 400-year-old Torah and led my shul in the Sh’ma. 

There are too many feelings in my heart right now.

[sexpigeon]

[yugirimistwalker]

kinda fucked up that we’ve not only already had 4 months this year but we’re starting a 5th… looks like 2017 is the year of months

[humansofnewyork]

“I’ve been in and out of the hospital for ten days, because my newborn baby is in the ICU. It’s been a stressful week. So we’re getting a pedicure.”

[paleoliths]

i arrive at the panera

bagel: toasted

cheese: creamed

dick: out

[paleoliths]

i am forcibly escorted out of the panera

[kintrig-deactivated20170803]

[mikachi613]

In Remembrance of Israeli Minority Soldiers

Reminder that on Yom Hazikaron we must remember non-Jewish Israelis who died protecting the nation alongside their Jewish brothers and sisters-in-arms. We must remember every Druze, Bedouin, Christian, Muslim, and other religious/ethnic minorities who lost their lives in service of the country. Diversity is strength, not weakness, and we must remember ALL who serve.

[fatbengal-deactivated20180324]

Do the French have any culture outside of islamophobia and eating some stale ass bread

[officialscud]

yeah they have antisemitism too

[cookii-whore]

[dranoparty]

[magna-mater-deactivated20191006]

what is this a fucking contest

[awwww-cute]

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[thewickedavatar]

[boota]

yeah jason i dont even care just put my fuckin whole-ass head on a lamb and post it up

[shittyidea]

Headphones that plug into power outlets