welcome to earth where the moon sometimes vores the sun or vice versa
“Unless Unicron is nearby, I highly doubt that,” he snorts, resettling his glasses on his face.

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welcome to earth where the moon sometimes vores the sun or vice versa
“Unless Unicron is nearby, I highly doubt that,” he snorts, resettling his glasses on his face.
Hey triage, want to compare flower sizes~?
“A-absolutely not!” *Especially not since getting shamed by Smokescreen’s huge helm flower.*
Do you sleep on a berth… or in a pot? Maybe an indoor flower bed?
*Pinches the space between his optics and sighs* I sleep on a regular berth, just like everyone else.
the anon backed up into a wall. "n-no..."
“Then lets hear it, hm? I’m all ears!”
DAM TRIGE UR TENTIES
“Vines. Tentacles are an entirely different adaptation.”
"i-i...p-please, don't eat me."
“Too afraid to tell me how disgusting you find me?”
*SCREAMS BEFORE THEY DIE PAINFULLY* NOOO NOT WHAT I MEANT
Triage licks his muzzle, flicking drool from his jaw with the tip of a vine. “Oh, did I forget to explain how my data collection system works?”
Scraplets! Scraplets everywhere!
Eugh! *He’s still inorganic enough to be worried about those.* Flora! Flood the ship with Scraplet-B-Gone, please.
“Yes, doctor.”