#greykiwi

[acmesalesrep]

greykiwi replied to your post:When your head’s stuffed up and you take an...

nasal rinse

I don't think my office-mate would appreciate that.

[tami-taylors-hair]

greykiwi replied to your post:Ugh, a server I hate just friend requested me on...

Ignore and if they say anything just go “I don’t go on Facebook much” or just tell the truth

See the thing is, he knows I dislike him. He's not a popular guy at the restaurant, because he's a table shark, and never does his side work properly, and is just kind of an asshole. It just makes me wonder why he'd friend me in the first place.

what do you want from me, you shitty brohemian? 

[acmesalesrep]

greykiwi replied to your photo:So do I try to do anything with this shaggy mess,...

You look like a mad scientist. Roll with it

“Look like”?

brevetcaptain replied to your photo:So do I try to do anything with this shaggy mess,...

Leave it. And how is your stint in Mastodon going, btw?

Need more tattoos.

Maybe I should just go for the full Barry Gibb at this point…

…or not.

[acmesalesrep]

Mojo Nixon – “Elvis is Everywhere” (by xukula)

[acmesalesrep]

greykiwi replied to your photo:Oberyn and Gregor, in happier times… (via...

Oberyn looks like a Chilean version of Bio Guy here and its freaking me out

Umm…sorry? I guess?

[tami-taylors-hair]

greykiwi replied to your post:Just realized I admitted to shaving my pubic hair,...

Whatevs you just said bikini area. I’m the worst feminist in that I remove ALL TEH HAIR DOWN THERE. Suck on that Jezebel.

I went ahead and did it all because one of my bathing suits is white. It's also the only hair I have that isn't red (It's light brown), and the lack of consistency bothers me. It's also just easier for when I'm having random hate-sex with strangers (just kidding mom!)

[tami-taylors-hair]

greykiwi replied to your post:But y’all, has anyone asked Bill O’Reilly what he...

I would have thought he would have a field day with this. THINK OF THE CHILDREN

Beyonce makes teen girls fight in elevators!