Decided I want to gather all the 'best' guess the build builds, and by best I obviously mean funniest by my own judgement. So I'm gonna do that. It'll probably be mostly Skizz's builds. He is an *artist* ok.
So I guess here's my own version of the guess the build museum. Starting with Round 1! I'll probably also do separate posts for each round or this will just be ridiculously long. And of course with a cut because it's ridiculously long already anyways.
I forgot about the 60 second rounds they did in the first one. Oh boy. Anyways, starting off with Grian's video and a quote actually cause clearly this pattern started right from the beginning and that was hilarious to me.
Grian: We're only showing the journey of our original build. To get the bigger picture, after this video is finished you can check everyone's video out to see just where it all went wrong.
Grian: It was Skizz.
We love Skizz for it though.
Then we have "Panda calling for help" by Gem?! I know this was the 60 second rounds but wow. """Panda""" To be fair I certainly couldn't do better in 60 seconds, or even probably in 5 minutes like they usually have. Pulling this one mostly because it's Gem. Even the good builders forget what animals look like a little sometimes.
And Jimmy's panda was actually closer to looking like a panda too.
And Skizz joins the museum party officially from Joel's video with "no one came to fire fighter endermans party." He was so proud of his fireman hat too. Poor Skizz. Also the first appearance of the ghast tears. Those and the ender eyes in item frames are so funny and so cursed.
I love that I caught him looking like he sulking about his build here too.
And we stick with Skizz through his "shrek hanging out with a banana." Joel's squeaking at it is the best reaction. And then Impulse keeping Skizz company with "goblin with banana" which even kind of sounds like a title you'd see in an art museum sometimes.
Moving to Impulse's video he starts off strong with "Barbie bench pressing 200 lbs." Some one needs to tell this guy he can just build the clothes and skip the body that goes inside them. But despite having too much skin on the body, there was none to spare for the head apparently and we got hair eyes.
And I didn't grab the builds for it but Skizz's guess of "building weightlifting" in this lane met with all of them absolutely hounding on him about thinking everything is a building was really funny too.
Then we get "A motorcycle with freakishly small wheels and an oversized biker jumping a camel." by Impulse. They told him this was the 60 second round right? Like I'm all for long elaborate prompts cause I think they make for funnier builds. But dude. His quote when they were revealing said it all.
Impulse: It took me longer to read the book than it did to build it. Anyway.
And I kept this whole line because every single build was a left turn.
And some how, some how Gem got "Camel race car" from that. I don't know how that didn't turn into something about a banana and actually kept a vehicle in the mix.
So Joel built this.
Which I think is hilariously better than the camel he tried to build in a more recent Guess the Build. I think if he just took that last stair block off the top of its head he's have a pretty damn good camel for 60 seconds of work.
Then the next guess was "Camel riding in a car" which is sensible. And clearly buildable in 60 se... Oh Skizz is next. Umm... ooooookayyyyy. Well. Here we go...
Yes. 60 seconds. So he spends 45 of them building 4 wheels in the most inefficient way possible, complete with floating blocks and breaking the support blocks he used to place them and everything. But at least he got the camel hump in there... That'll definitely get the whole prompt across...
Bonus Skizz hiding in shame of his "Meat trolley" according to Grian's guess.
Also where did the bats come from. I noticed them flying around in Gem's video. I do not understand the spawn conditions of bats.
Also love Gem unmuting to all the guys wallowing about how short the time is and she's just like 'yea I nailed that.' And then she gets to the panda...
And her uh oh at the Mary Poppins prompt. Oh my gosh I can't. It was perfect.
Up next we have "A Butterfly reading a book" by Jimmy. His assessment of it was too good to leave out.
Jimmy: For some reason, I build a hotdog. I didn't mean to.
He sounded just as baffled with himself as his friends were. He built the thing and he had no idea how it happened.
Also the fact both he and Skizz immediately assessed it to be a mickey mouse hot dog independently of each other was really funny.
Next exibit. Grian's pancake princess aka. "Rapunzel diving into a swimming pool." It's a goofy build. It gets the point across clearly enough right. Oh. Oh no. Here comes Skizz again.
"A diving Axlelottle"
...
Nailed it.
Another entry from Gem. Seems like she needs the 60 second constraint to make it here this time. Here's her "Mary Poppins in hell."
Why is her head a tetris block? Nevermind that she hasn't seen the movie. She got the umbrella and whoever guessed it got it. Why. Is her head a tetris T piece. Gem. The thumb people style might have been better here.
And like any good Guess the Build museum post we will being wrapping it up with a couple more gems from The Skizzle Man.
Skizz: I don't wanna look stUpid.
Skizz: That ship has sailed
He said it not me.
I love that he takes a step back and then looses it at his own build. I love him. Here's his "Mumbo playing poker with PacMan" which elicited such a reaction.
Also when they got to the end of Skizz's lane I spotted an axolotl wandering around the previous lane with Grian's pancake princess. So clearly at some point that didn't make it into the videos they kept ragging on Skizz over the axolotl Rapunzel mix up. And isn't that a sentence. I wish we could have seen that though...
Another thing with Skizz is he places blocks so slowly in the 60 second one. So. Slowly. And Grian's super flat "Skizz. Skizz. When he sees Skizz's camel in a race car. That tickled me. He's too shocked to emote almost.
Also as another bonus... Skizz, at this point in his android alien build:
Skizz: This is just a moose. Hold on.
Skizz: *changes the antenna thing slightly*
Skizz: This is just an older moose.
A MOOSE?! Skizzleman hello?!!! Someone PLEASE take this man to a zoo. Get him one of those children's first animals books. Anything. A moose?!!! I know he doesn't have a good track record of getting the right colors for things either but usually he's at least a little close. Grey and lime green. Grey and. Lime. Green. Moose.
Edit before I even post it: BUT I SHOWED THIS TO MY MOTHER AND SHE SAID GIRAFFE!!!!! AND THEN SHE GUESSED ANTELOPE?!!! I don't... know what to say. But that's a thing that happened today...
