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some grimmons cuddling <3
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a little @redvsbluesecretsanta for @justtkatt
some grimmons cuddling <3
this took me 5 hours and i really hate it but uh. grimmons yaoi REAL
click for high quality
rvb emojis,,, no way!!!
and my server that i keep them all in if ya wanna join,,!!
https://discord.gg/65PS6uDPd2
“go to hell” is basic.
“i hope you get queer baited for 21 years by 2 of your favorite characters, get strung along into thinking theyll be confirmed as canon soon only for none of that to happen and instead watch them go their separate ways in the end" is smart. it’s possible. it’s terrifying. It happened to ME
RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 7
Which is the better romantic ship?
Tucker/Wash, aka Tuckington
Grif/Simmons, aka Grimmons
Doc/Donut, aka Docnut
People seem so jazzed about the possibility of Grimmons being canon but idk. I can't really hope for it. In my ideal world, Grif and Simmons would buttfumble their way into a legal marriage, a beach house, and a child sooner than they would confess to each other. They sleep in the same bed but fuck no they aren't a couple. Ew. They discuss the possibility of taking walks on the beach, decide that shit sucks, and opt to bitch about movies all close on the couch. No they aren't ACTUALLY married, dumbass. Just legally, for tax purposes.
"you ever wonder why we're here?"
the blog needed an updated header <3 og from 2020 is under the cut
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Red vs. Blue Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dexter Grif & Lavernius Tucker, Dexter Grif/Dick Simmons, Lavernius Tucker/Agent Washington Characters: Dexter Grif, Lavernius Tucker, Dick Simmons (Mention), Agent Washington (mention) Additional Tags: Grif and Tucker are Best Friends, (no Simmons isn't grifs best friend. he's his boyfriend), (shoutout to that One fic based on that One tumblr post that uses that premise), (I love you red vs blue fandom. you're so fucking smart), anyways. tags, Cigarettes, what's better than this? just guys bein dudes, making fun of each others love lives while being in the Exact same boat, set ~generally~ before chorus, I don't know yall. this was no thoughts just vibes, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I've never smoked in my life I'm sorry if it's described wrong, no beta we die like church, (which is to say- Repeatedly and Never for Long Periods of Time!), (god Church really is just prometheus huh? new liver same old eagles), Canon typical use of the word 'pussy' meaning 'coward', Not Canon Compliant, sorry gang we're running on Beck's canon now! Summary:
“You do realize that I practically invented changing the subject to avoid my problems, right?" Grif says with a stupid and smug 'gotcha!' smirk that Tucker fucking resents . "I can tell when someone tries to worm out of a conversation with a shitty joke.”
Tucker rolls his eyes, his grin fading.
“Man, fuck off.” He takes a drag, holds it for a second, blows it out nice and slow. “Listen, if I wanted to talk about my feelings or whatever, I’d get Donut. Or Caboose.”
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Tucker and Grif bitch about their equally stupid and hopeless love lives and smoke some exceptionally shitty cigarettes.