#dating meme

[mouthtapedguy]

[deviantplum]

Don't propose marriage. That's cliche. Propose a daring heist. Heist the engagement ring.

Then have a serious discussion about future goals and your individual feelings on the institution of marriage. Then get married on top of a speeding train with the cops in hot pursuit.

It'll be such a cute story to tell at parties.

[tinderfinds]

[femininedating]

“You women nowadays.…”

[spunsugarmusings]

Spooky Date Prompts

Because romance is always more fun when you mix in horror! TW for ghosts, death, and horror based scenarios.

Send [DARK RIDE] for our muses to go on a spooky dark ride together

Send [HAUNTED] for our muses to go to a professional haunted house attraction together

Send [GHOST] for our muses to go ghost hunting together

Send [CARNIVAL] for our muses to go on a date to a sinister carnival or fair

Send [TRIP] for our muses to go legend tripping together

Send [ABANDONED] for our muses to go urban exploring together

Send [TAILED] for our muses to be followed by a mysterious figure while on a date together

Send [STALLED] for our muses to get stranded in the middle of nowhere together on a date

Send [STALKS] for our muses to go through a late night corn maze together as a date

Send [GAMETIME] for our muses to play a scary game or perform a ritual together, ie; Bloody Mary, Hide and Seek Alone, Ouija Board

Send [CURSED] for our muses to find a cursed or evil object while secondhand shopping

Send [CURIOSITY] for our muses to go on a date to a sinister museum of oddities

Send [ZOMBIE] for our muses to participate in a Zombie Walk together

Send [CASTLE] for our muses to get lost in a spooky castle together

Send [KEPT] for one of our muses to have taken the other on a date by force

Send [ESCAPE] for our muses to be trapped in an Escape Room together

Send [INTERRUPT] for our muses to accidentally interrupt a crime scene while on a date

[the-trans-man-with-no-plan]

“i accidentally called my partner by my exes name” yeah. well. when i was making out with my ex girlfriend while shrek was on, i accidentally called her donkey.

[tmninjagirl]

[astromeda22]

Gals, Please

Take intimate affairs with men seriously.

And you need to be served first. I don't care what.

Don't let apps or TV or Youtube fool you. this is so so fo' real.

You are exchanging energy at the deepest levels when you are intimate with someone. I can assure you I dated two or three dozen guys *maybe more* but i was intimate with two.

also don't like to kiss first date.

i was physically *in bed* with two others and just refused them for whatever instinct told me not to engage further. if i feel comfortable i might've stayed sleeping there fully clothed if not, i'm going home.

things i wouldn't do:

i wouldn't be intimate with a guy who might've operated a weapon before/caused harm to another human

i wouldn't be intimate with someone who uses drugs like weed etc

i wouldn't be intimate if the guy isn't focused on my enjoyment first

i wouldn't be intimate with a guy who is a trickster for living, doing some fraud like forex or weird marketing schemes on people to earn money....

by the way. yes i believe he and you should be able to sleep next to each other first without taking any clothing item off and without engaging in intimacy. real love is safety, not crazy uncontrollable lust. let me tell you this lust diminishes after a few years together.

Love, Astromeda