Nov. 13, 2018 - EUREKA
We’re baaaaaaaaaaaack
The Grinnell System: where the court is hot and the hotdogs are not
The Grinnell System: depreciating the value of the point since 1989
The Grinnell System:
It’s too big
It’s too wide
It’s too strong
It won’t fit
It’s too much
It’s too tough
You talk like this
cuz you can back it up
You got a big roster
Such a huge roster
We love your big roster
Walk like this
cuz you can back it up*
The Grinnell System: 37 restaurants
The Grinnell System: mysterious blood on everyone’s shirts every once in a while
The Grinnell System: 6 free throws at once
The Grinnell System: who’s got shooter
The Grinnell System: 30% first years
*To the tune of “Ego” by Queen Bey












