#grpcquotes

[gleerpconfessions]

"How can you not know what a c**t is? Don’t you guys spend more time watching porn and trying to understand how to get a girl off more than anything? Don’t you hand out tips in the locker room while spanking each other with towels and whatnot?" - queentana-lopez. One of the best Santana lines I have ever heard.

[gleerpconfessions]

"Tell our story, Ryder. Yes. Promise me. Promise me. That way, I’ll always be with you.” --thediamondkitty's last words :(

[gleerpconfessions]

the-troll-in-the-dungeon asked: TROLL KIDNAP KITTY?

everydayimhufflelynn: Does troll mean Ryder’s kitty, or Kitty Kitty? Either way, I don’t think you’re supposed to be kidnapping people, troll dude. But Kitty seems to think that everything you do is nice somehow, so if you’re going to take one, leave Cheeto alone and grab her instead.

[gleerpconfessions]

Ryder: I bet the girl’s bathroom smells loads better [than the boy’s room]. Like daisies or cake or something.

[gleerpconfessions]

"We've been over this, B. You've been replaced by soup. Accept it. Learn from it."

James potter to Blaine Anderson at anothergleefulhogwarts

[gleerpconfessions]

“I won’t be mesmerised by how much of a giant dick you are.”

“You see, I could make a witty remark about how you seem to have mixed up the words ‘are’ and ‘have’ but I’m not sure it’s really worth my time.”

Franklin Sylvester and Neal Richter over at Bloominghearts-rp.

[gleerpconfessions]

Cobie St. James: "Yeah- no- I know. I mean- the other- the thing that people call it that’s too corny and sappy to ever be said by me."

Grey Weston: "You want to make love? Is that what you’re trying to say in the most eloquent way possible? You want to actually be intimate instead of just fucking?"

[gleerpconfessions]

"Her face is just naturally like that cause she’s related to Quinn and they both always looked pissed over something." - phuckingmilfs