#im laughing

[noah-wyles]

abbot: DUDE? TF?

robby: 🖕

[beaft]

my good friend tried to use speech to text to do today's dnd session writeup but he was interrupted halfway through by his cat and this is what he sent

[foolishaj]

I’M CRYING 😂 THE WAY HYUNJIN IS ACTING ALL CUTE AS IF HE DIDN’T JUST BLOW UP THAT GAS STATION BATHROOM

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

LMAOO the agatha and teen chase scene from teen’s perspective

[zaynezone]

I honestly LOVE your blog your writing is just my taste. But the shipping lis part ruins everything :( please stop posting that so I don't have to unfollow you?

Girl do you think I care if you unfollow me LMAOOOO idgaf do it then

[youthinkaboutme-yourradiodemon]

Alastor: *talking*

Y/n: god your voice is so hot...

Y/n: can you tell me to fuck myself

Alastor: WHAT?

Y/n: please? *puppy eyes*

Alastor: you know that stuff doesn't work on me, not even Vox could hypnotize me into doing… dirty… things.

Y/n: just pretend you’re insulting me.

Alastor: I am insulting myself by tolerating you.

Y/n: pleeease!

Alastor: I will NOT degrade you on command!

Y/n: wow, you’re really wanna say something.

Alastor: I AM NOT—

Alastor: … Y/N, dear, stop looking at me like that.

Y/n: like what?

Alastor: like I’m about to say something deeply… regrettable *inhales* for me.

Y/n: but you are! I know you want to tell me to fuck myse—

Alastor: I will not fuck—

Alastor: *realizes what he was about to say*

Alastor: *static fades out as he dissolves into shadows*

Y/n: coward.

Alastor: you knew my game the day we met, you fucking creep! *screams as he leaves the room*

[meowriimo]

do u just sexualize 20 year olds all day 😭😭 name your purpose

this just in a 22 year old HAG preys on 20 and 21 year old MINORS.

[87ollie-f1]