Aug 7, 2015
And it's been a whiiiile
Since I caught a baby
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Since I caught a baby
Tumblr Feminist Roommate Problems
Roommate 1: Oh yeah I heard this cool thing the other day...
Roommate 2: Yeah I know you reblogged that from our other roommate who reblogged that from me.
I made up a game. I call it "Crouching Tiger, Sleeping Girlfriend." It mostly consists of me seeing what dumb shit I can pull off without waking up my girlfriend. So far said list includes: - Kissing her back - Biting her elbow - Staring creepily (and I mean like way up in her face. So like if she woke up it would be terrifying.) - Dropping a pillow on her face - Taking a selfie posing next to her - Flicking her on the butt - Violating her personal space with a large stuffed shark - Smacking her ass with the shark's tale - Building a pyramid out of breath mints on her arm - Balancing a bottle of water on her ass I should probably go to sleep...