why am I still on tumblr.

Judaism, feminism, gay shit, my stupid sense of humor

[thunderon]

so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign

so i immediately inquired

and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well

anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it

[thunderon]

what a terrible time for me to remember that my roommate has a tumblr account and could theoretically find this post. *********** if you see this im sorry but it was funny and needed to be shared

[fabledshadow]

I mean, botanically, “sativa” just means “cultivated” and “indica” means “of India”.

[transandrogyny--turtlebug]

Cultivate to change the things I can run off to India

to accept the things I can't

[cenobite39]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I want to pet you like an animal...

[gothfiles]

[hobgobknowsbest]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

[airandangels]

@trufflesmushroom !

[cannibalchicken]

[indiworld]

ms kiana mai was asked to draw a sexy granola bar and immediately slapped jesse’s eyes and mouth right onto it… really not beating the simp allegations

[billspreston-esq]

an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

[billspreston-esq]

[genvy]

i haven’t stopped thinking about this since last night

[animentality]

[miraculouspaon]

GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

[flange5]

in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more

[theequeerstrian]

You know what, their absolute inability to grasp Mexican foods makes more sense every day

[ennairea]

[huffylemon]

[zenwannabe]

a dude came into the library stoned out of his mind and was like, “do I need a library card to look at books?” And I said, “to take books home, yes. To look at them, no” and he looked so relieved. bro was staring at a fish encyclopedia for like an hour and then just left.

[dabblingindissent]

this is literally all society needs to be

[girl-debord]

onion and garlic are a handsome older couple and ginger is their sexy little 3rd.

[cloudstation]

Worst types of country songs:

Alcoholism rules

God bless the USA

Truck

Diet christian music

Love a small town blue eyed girl

Best types of country songs:

Just a specific ass situation

I hate this damn job

Woman kills those who've wronged her

Alcoholism sucks

[vinceaddams]

why do fake fireplaces always just have fake decorative logs? They could put anything in there.

[vinceaddams]

Dragons are an obvious choice, but so far my best ideas are:

Wizard battle.

Flaming ghost ship (like the one allegedly in Nova Scotia) which could have both an orange setting and a blue ghostly setting.

Dancing demons and/or skeletons, perhaps playing music.

A Hieronymus Bosch hellscape. Close to the previous idea, but way more interesting.

A volcano. Perhaps with fleeing dinosaurs.

A nest with a phoenix, and maybe some eggs or chicks.

Little buildings, with or without little firefighters.

That Elmo meme.

The "this is fine" dog.

Two people have suggested salamanders, which is also a great idea!

[tygermama]

A little model Darth Vader

[drafthearse]

lol robots don’t need titties!!

[drafthearse]

this is the only possible valid response

[notkatniss]