#grumpy daddy

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Grumpy Sam || Slow Horses s1 ep2

Sam as Alan Black

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Jon posing with fans 👍🏼☝🏼

[oh-for-fic-sake]

That moment when daddy fell victim to your genius skipping rope booby trap across the gym door.

Your laughing because your trick worked. Daddy is not laughing. Daddy nearly broke his nose. Daddy is annoyed. And he is getting up very very slowly.

And you've just realised he is at the only door and your now trapped in the gym with him.

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okay so i normally fill requests in the order i received them but this kinky ratchet req got a little too out of hand and very self indulgent and i’m not even sorry in the slightest

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Reread Musings: Echo

Have I developed, a crush, on Thomas Warren Christie...? 🤔💭

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[mzv11]

Just came by to say thank you for introducing me to Eddie too damn fine Kingston. Can you say obsessed?!! He's just so...**sigh** I need every picture, fic, and video that I can find. That man is just everything...🥵

You’re welcome hun. Eddie is the kind of fine that hits you in the face but it also sneaks up on you.

[mzv11]

Serendipity 3

Pairing: Eddie Kingston x Dariany Jones

Trigger Warning: Mentions of domestic violence

Warning: language

Word Count: 2.8K

Catch Up: Part 1 | Part 2

A/N: Flashbacks are in red

“Y’all can’t be too loud, my neighbor over here got home late from work.” Dariany whispered as her girls lined up on their yoga mats. “Is he cute?” Ashlynn asked loudly. “I mean…I think he is but hopefully that stays between us. Y’all know how Daniel gets.” Dariany spoke, there was something about Eddie. “Girl, I’m not about to tell Daniel anything. I don’t even like him like that. And…that nigga has weird rules. He doesn't even like you looking at other men. It’s archaic if you ask me.” Dari’s cousin Galeya spat. Dariany led them through yoga and then they were making breakfast, it was a date they had set once a month. Eddie heard Dariany’s laugh as he was crawling back into bed and snuck to the window to catch a glimpse of today’s outfit. “Now I fucks with this orange and blue D. Goddamn…all that ass!” he grumbled as his phone flashed from his nightstand, it was a text from Dariany. “Sorry if we’re loud, I know you got in late. I’ll bake you apology cookies. Chocolate chunk or peanut butter? 😊” How did she know he got in late?

Eddie jumped in the shower and went downstairs for coffee and laundry. He was letting his dog out when a voice said “Aye…you Eddie?”  “Who’s asking?” he grumbled, finding the head poking over the fence. She had blonde box braids and looked a little bit like Dariany. “Galeya is asking. You want some breakfast? My cousin over here making her famous cinnamon roll French toast.” she spoke. “French toast does sound amazing.” he mumbled. “So come on over. Dari won’t mind.” Galeya laughed as she walked away. “Who you talking to?” Ashlynn asked. “I invited her neighbor Eddie over for breakfast. She said he was cute. He’s kinda cute if you like men. He’s got the most gorgeous gray eyes. He’s the complete opposite of Daniel. But remember how fun it is to watch Dari be awkward around men she finds attractive? We need some entertainment. I wonder if he thinks she’s cute.” she laughed as the doorbell rang. “Could one of y’all see who that is? They’re probably looking for next door.” Dari smiled as she tied her favorite apron around her waist. “I’m on it!” Galeya skipped off to the door. “Hi Eddie. Quick question…you feeling my cousin? Cuz you sure didn’t hesitate to come over!” Galeya teased. “She’s an amazing cook. And I’m hungry. And cinnamon roll french toast sounds delicious.” he spoke. “I like how you ain’t even answer my question. It speaks volumes. You feelin her, ain’t you?” Galeya laughed. “No it don’t, ma. She got a man.” Eddie laughed as he enjoyed his first visit to her living space, she always came to him. It barely represented her, it was mostly Daniel inspired. “That ain’t got nuthin to do with you feeling her! It’s ok, she’s a baddie. I get it. Besides…she thinks you’re cute.” Galeya laughed as they walked to the kitchen. “Good looks run in the family.” Eddie thought to himself.

“Who was at the door?” Dariany spoke as she smashed another cinnamon roll down onto the hot griddle, her hips swaying to the music playing in the background. “Is there anything you can’t cook, D?” Eddie laughed. Dari smiled at the sound of his gruff voice. He smiled at the sight of her orange and blue cheetah print shorts barely covering her plump booty cheeks. “Hey Champ. I hope we didn’t wake you. I tried to get these two to be quiet. Yoga is supposed to be chill and peaceful. They don’t listen!” Dari groaned. “Bitch please! You literally teach a Trap Yoga class! You had us throwing ass in downward dog just yesterday!” Ashlynn said as she poured a glass of juice. “Trap Yoga? I didn’t know you taught yoga, D. Ladies, put me on to the class. I ain’t throwing ass but I’ll watch ass being thrown. I’m old and stiff and could use all the yoga!” Eddie laughed as he peeked over Dari’s shoulder, his body centimeters away from hers as she cooked. “Are you catching the vibe between them or is it just me?” Ashlynn texted Galeya in the group chat. Galeya dropped in a photo that she snuck before Eddie backed away. They shot each other a look and made sure to ask Dari about it later. 

“What do you do for a living Eddie?” Ashlynn asked as she cut into her food. “I’m a professional wrestler.” He said, sipping his coffee. Daniel may have been trash but the man drank good coffee. “You know that’s fake, right?” Ashlynn laughed. “You’re thinking WWE. What I do is a lot less scripted.” He smiled. “D, you seen him in action!” Galeya asked, meaning if they had been in bed together and not if she’d seen him wrestle. “I’ve only watched it on TV. They did their Central Florida and Metro Atlanta events before he moved in…gotta wait until next year.” A playful pout playing at her full lips that he couldn’t stop watching. Eddie was naturally charming and spent his rest of the time with the ladies reflecting just that. It also became quite obvious to her besties that there was something brewing between Dariany and Eddie. “You can take the rest of the French toast. Or do you still want cookies?” Dariany teased as she loaded the dishwasher. “You don’t have to make me cookies…unless you want to. I will gladly take this French toast and go on about my business.” He smiled. Yep, he definitely had a crush on his engaged neighbor and as much as he knew that he should stay away, he couldn’t. He was the moth, she was the flame. 

“Thanks again for breakfast, D. Now I’m going to go fall asleep on the couch.” Eddie spoke gruffly as she walked him to the door. “No problem. You know I love to feed people. Besides…those two are up to something. If you’re really serious about yoga, I can create a back friendly flow for you, I’ll film it and then you’ll have it on the road. Just let me know.” She smiled as their eyes met one final time before he smiled and walked away. Dariany hated that he made her heart flutter like he did, she loved her fiancé. “Umm…dafuq was that?!” Ashlynn blurted out as soon as the front door was closed. “What was what?” Dariany rolled her eyes. “Dariany…are y’all…well you know!” She laughed. “Me and Eddie?! No! He’s just really sweet. And…he’s always ready to eat the cookies and brownies I’m not supposed to be eating…according to Daniel.” She rolled her eyes, annoyed at the mention of her fiancé and his dietary restrictions on her. Dariany never had a weight problem, she was naturally muscular and curvy. “He’s ready to eat more than just cookies! I like him. I’m not saying to call off your engagement but…maybe see if he’s down to blow your back out before you marry clown ass Daniel.” Galeya cackled. 

“Where did you learn to bake a lasagna like that?” Dariany smiled as she finished her glass of wine. “In case you haven’t noticed…I’m a fat guy. Just cuz I don’t cook, doesn’t mean that I can’t. Besides…I’m trying to impress you.” he laughed, grabbing her plate and heading into the kitchen. “Impress me? Why? I already…really, really like you. You’re my Grumpy Daddy.” Dariany laughed. “Yo, I’m not grumpy!” he growled. “Edward, please…you are soo grumpy! But I love that about you, baby. You remind me of my dog Bruno growing up. He was mean to everyone except me and my mom.” she laughed. “This is the first time you’ve really talked about your family. Other than your cousin…I didn’t think you had any family.” he laughed, wrapping his arms around her waist. “Well, mama didn’t really fuck with Daniel like that. But he took good care of me…financially, so she tolerated him. She’s excited to come visit me now that I’m single. I got a brother who lives out in LA that I hardly see.” Dari spoke. “And your Dad?” he asked, as he buried his face into her neck, inhaling her perfume. “Some sanky panky named Yuriel that my mom fucked on a girls trip to DR. We met when I was 14 and again when I was 21, and me and Danny had dinner with him when we went to Santo Domingo last year. He was all excited that his soon to be son-in-law played in the NBA.😬” Dari laughed. “Oh...oops.” Eddie laughed. “Wait…you said your pops is a Dominican sanky panky? That’s wild. He probably got a gang of kids.” he asked, flopping down on the couch with her in his arms. Her body fit perfectly against his. “Oh yeah, we have a group chat. So far…there’s 27 of us. One of his non-sanky panky kids made him do an ancestry DNA thing so he can be found. It’s so crazy but comical in the same vein. I’m #6 of 27. Now, he owns a transpo business down there.” Dari sighed, snuggling into Eddie’s warmth.

“Do you know how many times I’ve wanted to snuggle up with you on this couch? Instead of sitting over on the loveseat by myself?” Dariany smiled, her head on his shoulder. “You could’ve brought your cute ass over and climbed right on top of me. I wasn’t telling Danny shit!” he laughed, his hands rubbing her back. “Thank you again for dinner, it was so good.” Dari sighed. “You always used to feed me. Glad I could return the favor…having said that, it was no cinnamon roll French toast.” He laughed. He handed her the remote, “Pick something.” Dariany knew exactly what to watch, the Knicks were about to play the Nuggets. “We don’t have to watch this. We can watch a movie.” He laughed. “Eddie, I actually like basketball. I was this close to being a basketball wife. I played in college until I messed my ankle up…basketball is how I met Daniel. Basketball is how I met you isn’t it?” She smiled. Dari’s phone chirped loudly in her pocket. Before she could grab her phone, it started ringing. “You better get that. Sounds important.” He laughed. It was her cousin Galeya. “G, what’s up? Where’s the fire?” Dari laughed. “Wassup G?” Eddie spoke.

“I know that ain’t who I think it is…is it?! Is it?! Heyyy Eddie!” Galeya giggled. “Yes, your boy invited me over for dinner. He made lasagna and no I’m not bringing you a plate!” Dari smiled. “Daniel got traded to Utah! They’re talking about it right now on ESPN.” Galeya spoke. “Sorry, gotta check something real quick.” Dariany spoke, grabbing the remote and turning to ESPN. Her heart raced as she listened to them cite ‘conduct detrimental to the team’ as the main reason. Her body ached as they showed b-roll of him on the court, it transported her right back to that night. Eddie could feel her body stiffen against him, her breath caught in her throat. “What’s good, ma? Take a breath for me, baby.” He spoke softly, pulling her closer to him, his face resting in her fluffy hair. “I love the way he speaks to you. His voice softens, it gets unintentionally sexy. He actually cares for you. Almost makes me wish I liked men.” Galeya laughed trying to lighten the mood. “I’m ok G.” Dariany sighed deeply, turning back to the Knicks game. “I will…I’ll talk to you later.” Dari laughed. “Don’t be over there being grown with that man!” Galeya laughed. “Oh I’ve already done that. I’m probably gonna go do it again!” Dariany laughed. “Ooh! I’m telling auntie that you’re being fast! Call me tomorrow.” Galeya laughed before they hung up. 

“Look, I know I haven’t asked cuz it’s not my business but what happened between you and him? I was in Japan for 3 weeks and I came back and you’re gone and he’s got some new girl over there! I’ll understand if you don’t want to talk about it.” Eddie mumbled, feeling her muscles relax against him. “You have to promise me that you won’t overreact.” She sighed. “Absolutely the fuck not! Dariany…did he hit you?” He asked, tilting her face until her eyes met his. She nodded slowly, causing Eddie to immediately see red. “I’m gonna fuckin kill him!” He growled. “No, you aren’t. He’s not worth it. He had to get stitches in the side of his head and miss a few games due to a concussion cuz I hit him with a full bottle of Henny. I swung that shit like it was Thor’s hammer.” She laughed softly, kissing his neck. “What kind of coward puts his hands on a woman? On my woman?! I should’ve been here to protect you. I’m sorry baby.” He frowned. “I would’ve loved to come over here but that would’ve made things worse cuz you would’ve gone to fight him! He didn’t need his ass kicked twice that night. No broken bones, just a bad black eye and a split lip.” She mumbled. An angry growl rumbled in his chest, his grip around her waist tightened. 

“Your woman? And don’t you growl at me!” Dariany spoke, pulling his lips to hers. “Yo! That just made me so angry!” Eddie growled as he brushed her hair away from her face before kissing her softly. “And watching the Knicks is only going to make you angrier!” Dari laughed. “Nah, I can’t stay angry when my woman is here. I don’t have to just call you mine in my head anymore.” He smiled. “How long have you been calling me yours in your head?” Dariany asked, her fingertips dancing across his beard. “Maybe since that first time we smoked together and we walked to get snacks. You held my hand so tight the whole walk there and back. Then we fell asleep outside in the backyard looking up at the stars. I had been having one of my darker days and as always, you came to check in on me. Friends don’t hear from me for days and they figure I’ll reach out when I’m feeling better. You don’t hear from me and you’re at my door.” He sighed. “I’m a southern woman, I need to lay my eyes on you and I’ll decide if I believe you when you say “I’m fine.” cuz you just say that to get me to leave you alone! Eddie, I was so high that I had forgotten the rules of gravity. I felt like you were the only thing to keep me from floating off into space! So I held onto who kept me safe.” She laughed, getting up from the couch. “And you never take “I’m fine.” as an answer! My own personal sunshine on the dark days. The cute ass girl from next door knocking on my door or my window until I let her in. You’re a bully, you know that?!” He teased.

“And yet…you gave me the door code.” Dariany said, sitting back next to him with a Knicks blanket. “Yep. I did. I loved when I’d come home to a house that smelled like your perfume & fresh baked cookies. You always bake when you and Danny would get into it.” He laughed. “I’m a stress baker but not a stress eater. Good thing I know plenty of people who love to eat.” Dariany smiled, her hands cradling his chin. “How do you go from an NBA stud to a no good bum like me?” Eddie groaned, his eyes avoiding hers. “You mean Mr. Gluten free, sugar free, all organic, sometimes vegan? The one who couldn’t find the g-spot on a nightly basis? That NBA stud?! I’ve seen you train…Daddy you are an athlete! And you’re so damn sexy! Get over here. I’ve always felt safe with you.” Dari sighed, snuggling into him again. “You feel safe with me? I couldn’t even protect you from him.” He frowned, his fingers dancing through her curls. “You were out in Japan for that three week tournament. You didn’t win but you killed that shit. I’m so proud of you, baby. You would’ve had my back if you were here.” Dariany smiled, turning her attention back to the game. “Damn right I would’ve!” He groaned, the Nuggets now had a 30 point lead. A few minutes passed and Dariany was sleeping on Eddie’s stomach. 

“Go get in bed, I’ll be there in a little bit.” Eddie yawned, she had the right idea about sleeping. “No, I’m staying with you. Just a Power Nap.” Dariany laughed. “Listen, ma…my stamina ain’t what it used to be. And my back is pretty trash. And…” “And what you’re saying is…you can’t get it up again for me? (he nods) Okay, but that’s not why I’m here. I’m fine with us just laying on the couch watching tv and cuddling. But just know that you have these amazing hands and such a skilled tongue that I saw sounds! And anytime you want to use them instead…I’m down.” She laughed at the feel of his hand resting on her ass. “I’ll be sure to remember that.”

Part 4

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