Grumpy Sam || Slow Horses s1 ep2
Sam as Alan Black

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Grumpy Sam || Slow Horses s1 ep2
Sam as Alan Black
Jon posing with fans 👍🏼☝🏼
That moment when daddy fell victim to your genius skipping rope booby trap across the gym door.
Your laughing because your trick worked. Daddy is not laughing. Daddy nearly broke his nose. Daddy is annoyed. And he is getting up very very slowly.
And you've just realised he is at the only door and your now trapped in the gym with him.
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okay so i normally fill requests in the order i received them but this kinky ratchet req got a little too out of hand and very self indulgent and i’m not even sorry in the slightest
Reread Musings: Echo
Have I developed, a crush, on Thomas Warren Christie...? 🤔💭
Just came by to say thank you for introducing me to Eddie too damn fine Kingston. Can you say obsessed?!! He's just so...**sigh** I need every picture, fic, and video that I can find. That man is just everything...🥵
You’re welcome hun. Eddie is the kind of fine that hits you in the face but it also sneaks up on you.
Serendipity 3
Pairing: Eddie Kingston x Dariany Jones
Trigger Warning: Mentions of domestic violence
Warning: language
Word Count: 2.8K
Catch Up: Part 1 | Part 2
A/N: Flashbacks are in red
“Y’all can’t be too loud, my neighbor over here got home late from work.” Dariany whispered as her girls lined up on their yoga mats. “Is he cute?” Ashlynn asked loudly. “I mean…I think he is but hopefully that stays between us. Y’all know how Daniel gets.” Dariany spoke, there was something about Eddie. “Girl, I’m not about to tell Daniel anything. I don’t even like him like that. And…that nigga has weird rules. He doesn't even like you looking at other men. It’s archaic if you ask me.” Dari’s cousin Galeya spat. Dariany led them through yoga and then they were making breakfast, it was a date they had set once a month. Eddie heard Dariany’s laugh as he was crawling back into bed and snuck to the window to catch a glimpse of today’s outfit. “Now I fucks with this orange and blue D. Goddamn…all that ass!” he grumbled as his phone flashed from his nightstand, it was a text from Dariany. “Sorry if we’re loud, I know you got in late. I’ll bake you apology cookies. Chocolate chunk or peanut butter? 😊” How did she know he got in late?
Eddie jumped in the shower and went downstairs for coffee and laundry. He was letting his dog out when a voice said “Aye…you Eddie?” “Who’s asking?” he grumbled, finding the head poking over the fence. She had blonde box braids and looked a little bit like Dariany. “Galeya is asking. You want some breakfast? My cousin over here making her famous cinnamon roll French toast.” she spoke. “French toast does sound amazing.” he mumbled. “So come on over. Dari won’t mind.” Galeya laughed as she walked away. “Who you talking to?” Ashlynn asked. “I invited her neighbor Eddie over for breakfast. She said he was cute. He’s kinda cute if you like men. He’s got the most gorgeous gray eyes. He’s the complete opposite of Daniel. But remember how fun it is to watch Dari be awkward around men she finds attractive? We need some entertainment. I wonder if he thinks she’s cute.” she laughed as the doorbell rang. “Could one of y’all see who that is? They’re probably looking for next door.” Dari smiled as she tied her favorite apron around her waist. “I’m on it!” Galeya skipped off to the door. “Hi Eddie. Quick question…you feeling my cousin? Cuz you sure didn’t hesitate to come over!” Galeya teased. “She’s an amazing cook. And I’m hungry. And cinnamon roll french toast sounds delicious.” he spoke. “I like how you ain’t even answer my question. It speaks volumes. You feelin her, ain’t you?” Galeya laughed. “No it don’t, ma. She got a man.” Eddie laughed as he enjoyed his first visit to her living space, she always came to him. It barely represented her, it was mostly Daniel inspired. “That ain’t got nuthin to do with you feeling her! It’s ok, she’s a baddie. I get it. Besides…she thinks you’re cute.” Galeya laughed as they walked to the kitchen. “Good looks run in the family.” Eddie thought to himself.
“Who was at the door?” Dariany spoke as she smashed another cinnamon roll down onto the hot griddle, her hips swaying to the music playing in the background. “Is there anything you can’t cook, D?” Eddie laughed. Dari smiled at the sound of his gruff voice. He smiled at the sight of her orange and blue cheetah print shorts barely covering her plump booty cheeks. “Hey Champ. I hope we didn’t wake you. I tried to get these two to be quiet. Yoga is supposed to be chill and peaceful. They don’t listen!” Dari groaned. “Bitch please! You literally teach a Trap Yoga class! You had us throwing ass in downward dog just yesterday!” Ashlynn said as she poured a glass of juice. “Trap Yoga? I didn’t know you taught yoga, D. Ladies, put me on to the class. I ain’t throwing ass but I’ll watch ass being thrown. I’m old and stiff and could use all the yoga!” Eddie laughed as he peeked over Dari’s shoulder, his body centimeters away from hers as she cooked. “Are you catching the vibe between them or is it just me?” Ashlynn texted Galeya in the group chat. Galeya dropped in a photo that she snuck before Eddie backed away. They shot each other a look and made sure to ask Dari about it later.
“What do you do for a living Eddie?” Ashlynn asked as she cut into her food. “I’m a professional wrestler.” He said, sipping his coffee. Daniel may have been trash but the man drank good coffee. “You know that’s fake, right?” Ashlynn laughed. “You’re thinking WWE. What I do is a lot less scripted.” He smiled. “D, you seen him in action!” Galeya asked, meaning if they had been in bed together and not if she’d seen him wrestle. “I’ve only watched it on TV. They did their Central Florida and Metro Atlanta events before he moved in…gotta wait until next year.” A playful pout playing at her full lips that he couldn’t stop watching. Eddie was naturally charming and spent his rest of the time with the ladies reflecting just that. It also became quite obvious to her besties that there was something brewing between Dariany and Eddie. “You can take the rest of the French toast. Or do you still want cookies?” Dariany teased as she loaded the dishwasher. “You don’t have to make me cookies…unless you want to. I will gladly take this French toast and go on about my business.” He smiled. Yep, he definitely had a crush on his engaged neighbor and as much as he knew that he should stay away, he couldn’t. He was the moth, she was the flame.
“Thanks again for breakfast, D. Now I’m going to go fall asleep on the couch.” Eddie spoke gruffly as she walked him to the door. “No problem. You know I love to feed people. Besides…those two are up to something. If you’re really serious about yoga, I can create a back friendly flow for you, I’ll film it and then you’ll have it on the road. Just let me know.” She smiled as their eyes met one final time before he smiled and walked away. Dariany hated that he made her heart flutter like he did, she loved her fiancé. “Umm…dafuq was that?!” Ashlynn blurted out as soon as the front door was closed. “What was what?” Dariany rolled her eyes. “Dariany…are y’all…well you know!” She laughed. “Me and Eddie?! No! He’s just really sweet. And…he’s always ready to eat the cookies and brownies I’m not supposed to be eating…according to Daniel.” She rolled her eyes, annoyed at the mention of her fiancé and his dietary restrictions on her. Dariany never had a weight problem, she was naturally muscular and curvy. “He’s ready to eat more than just cookies! I like him. I’m not saying to call off your engagement but…maybe see if he’s down to blow your back out before you marry clown ass Daniel.” Galeya cackled.