#grumpy munchkin

[sarah012483-blog]

For the record, I’ll gladly drink the Kurt Weller Kool-Aid.

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312 Mini Drabble (Jane/Kurt)

A/N: Small speculation for 312. I have no idea what happens but that pic of Kurt is haunting.

Kurt takes a look around the apartment as he contemplates his former partner’s offer to join the temporary task force. To say no means staying in New York in this Cold War with Jane and returning to the apartment that was once a home. To say yes means to move on with his life, albeit briefly.

As Kurt stands in the doorway, he remember little things he’s experienced in this space. From sharing it with Sarah and Sawyer and all the accessories that come with a prepubescent boy to backing Jane up against the wall. That wall, right there. Where she welcomed his hands all over. Finally.

He can’t stomach to walk into the bedroom. Not when he knows she’ll never love him in their bed again.

Kurt pushes off the wall and downs the rest of his bourbon. He grabs his phone lying on the counter and tries to ignore the reflection from his wife’s diamonds.

“Hey, it’s me. Yeah, no I thought about it. I’ll help…No, really, it’s what I need right now…Thank you for thinking of me. I need to be of some use. To somebody…I’ll see you tomorrow.”

[sarah012483-blog]

Blindspot 311

Kurt Weller continues to prove to be the best human being of all time. This man could lie to me hourly and I’d defend him.

I want a buddy cop movie starring Kurt and Clem 👮 👮

I can’t be convinced that Avery isn’t shady AF

I don’t like Jane in 💄. Either her fashion also has to improve or lose the gloss.

The ‘Berlin Wall’ between Kurt and Roman was poetic. I’m still 🙏 for a serious 🤛 to Roman’s face just because I don’t want Kurt to kill Jane’s brother or to lose Roman as an antagonist.

The Boston subplot was boring. But let’s talk about Patterson’s makeup. On. Point.

This ep should have been titled “No One Gets to Be Happy”.

[sarah012483-blog]

Blindspot Logic

“Hey, Weller! Way to go for saving the East Coast from nuclear annihilation. Again!”

“Ok.”

“No, seriously, man. You threw yourself out of a plane to save the world. That’s fucking heroic!”

“Just doing my job.”

“You ok hon?”

“My wife is leaving me.”

“Oh, well. That’s kinda rude of her to make it all about her. Probs for the best.”

[sarah012483-blog]

*beep* *boop* *beep* My name’s Patterson. I make nerd games and save the world with ones and zeros. Kurt, could you take this seriously?

[sarah012483-blog]

This boy ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[sarah012483-blog]

Swoon 😍😍😍😵😵😵

[max-ffs-blog]

Before you continue talking, could you please ask yourself this one question: "Does Max even care about what I have to say?" Because I'm willing to bet the answer is no.