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I’m starving.

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I could think of something y'could eat.

#HA

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harley: whatever you want to call it, max. it is what it is.

harley: no one's having a fit?? if anyone, it's you. you're upset with me cos i won't have sex with you.

max: [unsent] thats how it works. u care about someone, they care about you and then you bang.

max: maybe im just trying to make you jealous so you'll come see me and stop me and we'll have another great night of cuddling and talking but maybe im thinking too much and maybe something with feelings is too good for me.

#ha ha h a

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harley: max wtf that's because i care. imagine if i'd just not done shit, would you've been happier that way?

harley: i like you, you know that, but i don't want you to rush things. i don't want to feed your sex addiction. seems like someone else is anyway.

harley: i'm looking out for you and that makes me a bad guy, oh no my bad for caring about something other than myself for once

harley: okay, but don't bother coming by afterward, i don't want to see you.

max: i'm not an addict i just get off on getting people off.

max: fucks sake, go on and have a fit. i dont care.

max: you can come see me when you act your age. until then fuck off.

#hes actually 4 so

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harley: you know i do it for you

harley: when i reject you n stuff.

harley: but go ahead, i can't stop you

max: then dont find out its my birthday, make me a cake, spend a night in my fucking bed and make me feel so fucking special.

max: dont somehow manage to get me attached to you in twelve fucking hours, okay?

max: and you won't stop me, either

#plot twist: harley stops him

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harley: ..........

harley: Error 445: The person you are trying to reach is dead.

max: youre no fun im gonna go smoke a blunt and find my nurse friend

#hes so offended

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harley: stop i'm gonna beat you up

harley: just remember how tiny you are and how big i am

harley: don't test me

max: i bet u that something else is a lot bigger than me daddy (((((((((((;

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harley: i wanted you to eat the cake i made you !!!! got get your mind out of the gutter

harley: but i did make you cake!

harley: also... don't call me that

max: daaaaaaaaddy

max: d a d d y

max: daddy!

#he is me max is me

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harley: i was v angry with you in my dream, i remember now

harley: hm i don't think that's how this works

max: YOU WERE TELLING ME TO SHUT UP AND PUT MY MOUTH TO WORK

max: pls u didnt give me bday sex daddy

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..alright. Well if you’d move a bit, I’ll get around you and get out of your hair. Just needed a drink to take my pain meds with. You can forget this conversation ever happened.

max-ffs-blog

Gladly.

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harley: i was probably trying to make words or something..

harley: it's called talking in your sleep

harley: WOAH who is that???? how did that get ther?>?

max: p sure "oh max" and "oh fuck" is strictly damn sexual

max: dont play dumb just come have sex with me

#i wrote maxley instead of max #twice

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Didn’t say I was going to stop you now did I? Your life mate. You can do whatever you want.

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Not y'mate. Not even remotely close. Being your mate would mean I cared about you.

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There’s this saying that I enjoy…the truth fucking hurts.

max-ffs-blog

Maybe the truth does hurt, but I don't give a flying fuck what you've got the desire to tell me. I'm going to get high, I'm going to drink and I'm going to fuck my life away.