#grumpy-mechanic

[askeobard]

@grumpy-mechanic

Screams. Overlapping screams. Burning flesh. Ozone. Screams. Why won’t they stop screaming.

Blood.

Eobard shouts himself awake on the couch, screams still echoing in his mind. Is this how everyone he cares for dies?

He scrubs his face. Get it together, Eobard. He throws the blanket off and swings his legs over the side of the couch. He briefly looks at Harrison’s vitals before covering his face with his hands and growling softly. For all his genius and powers, he’s nothing. If he fails Harrison -- don’t think like that -- but if -- stop, get ahead of this -- it’s over for him. It’s all over.

[askeobard]

I want the p!

you got: 17: And then there’s KICKING!

Harrison is extra annoying today. Eobard doesn’t know why, he just is. He’s so annoying. Why is he so annoying today? God, one more smartassed remark and he’s getting kicked in the shin.

It’s almost as if Harrison can sense the ultimatum. And he gets a kick right to the shin.

“Stop being annoying,” Eobard growls after the kickening. “It’s annoying.”

[askeobard]

Who!?

Whoops.

Eo opens his mouth to reply, but the only noise that comes out of him is a sustained squeak.

Hahahaha, he’s going to die.

[askeobard]

grumpy-mechanic replied to your post “well. jus look out, mate.”

oooohh burn but in a completely different wayyyyy

“Oh, great, you’re high again.”

[askeobard]

@grumpy-mechanic continued from here

Eobard jumps at the sound of Harrison’s voice. Calm down. He shuffles his way to the coffee machine. Coffee’ll help. Right?

He clears his throat. “Right, unless asked,” he replies. His accompanying laugh is forced and tired. “That’s a -- that’s a great one, Harrison. Ha! Unless asked.”

He can’t stop the shaking in his hands even as he grabs a mug and pours a cup of coffee for himself. Well, half a cup, the rest spills over the counter. It’s just as well, Harrison drinks sludge. He can water this down with creamer and still have a decent cup of coffee.

[askeobard]

I'm offended.

“Don’t care, I’m cuter than you.”

[askeobard]

✉

[text]: Harrison, I’m bored.

[text]: Play with me.

[text]: I almost adopted a small animal today.

[text]: Entertain me, Harrison!

[text]: Did you know they don’t make radios like they used to?

[text]: In my time, these are more than antiques.

[text]: I like the taste of cows.

[text]: Harrison.

[text]: Harrison.

[text]: Harrison.

He sends twenty more texts that only say “Harrison”.

[askeobard]

@grumpy-mechanic

Eobard sends a tasteful nude with a heart shaped box over his genitals via text.

[text]: This holiday is stupid.

[text]: Here’s a picture anyway. Enjoy.