GRUNDAR INTERVIEW
by Eduard Abayev
What's hell like?
Hell is a 24/7 rock and roll rollercoaster full of blood meat guts and mayhem, smash beer cans on the souls of the damned, shred the drums, commit unspeakable demon deeds, smash coffins in two, smash heads in to coffins, fill open wounds with raw blood and drink from the lake of fire.
Which animal's guts taste best? Humans guts taste the best of all the animals but all guts are good.
Which celebrities are actually demons? Rodney Mullen is a demon but Tony Hawk sold his soul to the devil.
What music do they play in hell? most days we just listen to Megadeth's Rust in Peace on repeat.
Do you have a human form? Demons have many forms but they are all forms of demons even in human form.
What's your favorite finishing move? The Von Erich Iron-Claw (since banned by the NWA).
Best beer for demons? Budweiser (king of beers).