#gryffendor

[blue-bookworm]

Ron: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? Harry: The car takes a screenshot. Hermione: For the last time, get the fuck out.

[bellablaack]

Auntie and Nephew things

[solisitude]

Me,to my friend who shares my love of Draco Malfoy: You should try reading on Archive of Our Own, they have great fanfiction!

(The next day)

My friend: I tried Ao3! I don't know how to use it yet, but why is there so much Draco and Harry?

Me, and intellectual and a Drarry shipper: Haha, I know right?

[calentine832]

wtf does it mean if I switched houses because I retook the test and got a Ravenclaw and not Hufflepuff? Is this character developement?Which one am I?

[mrsgrindelwaldsblog]

[chemicalprince]

Bonnie has got the Slytherin. She is knowledgeable but at the same time cunning and stubborn. Sometimes lofty. Will do almost anything for science. Turns the situation in her favor. She is a leader. Princess!!

Marceline in the Gryffindor. Brave and sometimes too much (became a vampire courageously killing them). Didn’t give up after many traumatic events. Can aslo lead. Queen!!

Finn is obviously in the Gryffindor. Jake too. They are both brave. They are fucken heroes!! Almost not afraid of anything. Impulsive and decisive.

Ice king and BMO are Hufflepuff. Simon is actually kind n persistent. Very hardworking as a human. Despite the risks, he still took care of Marceline during the mushroom war. Well and about BMO. Soo... I think it's obvious.

Lady Rainicorn got the Ravenclaw, Flame Princess - Gryffindor, Peppermint Butler - Slytherin, Tree Trunks - Slytherin, Gunter - Hufflepuff, Lumpy - Slytherin

[404-bethnotfound]

If I went to hogwarts I wouldn’t bother with quills. I’d tape a feather to a ballpoint pen and laugh at everyone who spills ink on their essays.

[elven-alium]

Things In Modern Hogwarts Common Rooms

Gryffindor

fresh flowers, betting pools on the quiddich games, Polaroid photos with contests that the seventh years judge, an acoustic guitar covered in stickers, a dog that one student snuck in through mysterious methods, dance parties in the middle of the night

Ravenclaw

haphazard stacks of books that never get returned to the library, opinionated academic discussions, a piano, way to many pet cats, students that get crushes way to easily, boys who paint their nails, a large mug collection and a magical always-full kettle 

Slytherin

a vintage record player and large collection of records, older students tutoring the younger ones, crocheted blankets, a number of pet cats that they insist is more that the ravenclaws, girls with heavy makeup or no makeup at all, intensely chill prefects that hardly ever give detentions 

Hufflepuff 

hand drawn art put all over the walls, book club meetings with fresh baked cookies to lure in more members, a cactus and succulent collection that overflows from all the windowsills, groups of friends that passionately attempt to set up other friends on dates