some weird guy you've never met came up and started asking "where have you been the past few weeks," and "why are you dressed like some fratty douche," but you have no idea what he talking about bro.
he says he's, like, your best friend or whatever? sounds fake as hell dude. you've always dressed this way, it's cool as fuck. and you've been chilling at the frat with your bros the past few weeks, duh.
you told that loser to get lost, but your big thinks you should try and get him to rush and clean up a little. he did look kinda tragic in that hoodie....and your big bro does know best...















