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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Do you ever read a fic so good that when AO3 tells you "you've already left kudos to this work" you want to go "fuck me i do what i want!" ?

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RULE ONE: always post the rules. RULE TWO: answer the questions the person who has tagged you has written and write eleven more. RULE THREE: tag eleven new people and link them to your post RULE FOUR: let them know you’ve tagged them

holy shit what is this am i famous now

hey mommy look i have friends

Ella tagged me.

What do you look for in a guy/girl?

Oh God. This is hard. I think I may already have found someone, but my dating is restricted due to my religion, so there's some issues there. But I'm looking for someone who can deal with my bitchiness, my fangirliness, my assholianness, and pretty much all of my bad sides, which are too numerous to count. I want someone who I can relate to, and someone who can help me with boring-ass stuff my mom tells me is important if i want to be a good wifey, which is not gonna happen, 'cause I burn everything I attempt to cook, and I can't clean well, and I think kids are fugly little squishy noisy things. They're little bratty fucks. But, yeah, the poor bastard who's gonna marry me is gonna need some hardcore counseling when I'm done with him.

Are looks or personality more important to you?

I don't want anyone uglier than me, and I really hope I can find someone taller than me, but if you're a good looking dick...In the past I've been very susceptible to assholes who look hot, so I can't answer this question right. I wish I could say that looks don't matter, but I keep falling for them...

What’s a food you could live on?

Oh nigga, just give me some IHOP pancakes and a large pot of coffee with hazelnut creamer, and I will be fine.

Are you religious? If so, what religion?

I've been raised Muslim, and I'm a pretty strict follower. I wear the hijab, but I'm not oppressed--I do everything I want to do for my religion because I can. I won't do anything some bitch tells me just 'cause they're older. They're generally ignorant fools who follow culture, which disgusts me, because it completely ruins the image of Muslims. Culture's got all the shit backward.

How long have you been on Tumblr?

My account is a year and a half old, but my addiction started in 2012, when I discovered the funny stuff on this site and the Percy Jackson fandom.

You only have 24 hours left to live; who do you visit and what do you do?

First, I let all of my Internet friends know. Then, I find a way to contact all of my friends and say goodbye, and ask for a kick-ass epitaph. I don't want to be forgotten.

Where are you from? (Country)

I was born in Pakistan, raised in America, but I am a citizen of Canada (that's right cunts I'm a Beaver). Seriously though, I'm American 'til America does something dumb. Then, I'm Canadian. Every raised-in-Pakistan person I know disgusts me, so I really have no love for that place.

What kind of music do you listen to?

I am musically challenged. 'Nuff said. I like Maroon 5, though...

Favorite blogger?

Oh, it's probably theweirdhumani. And lay-your-immortal-butt-to-rest. You guys are so beautiful~~//internetglomps

Dream date?

None, bro. Maybe a nice lunch...? Some flowers with a cool flower meaning? I'm a sucker for some classic romance stuff you see in Bollywood movies (I'm such a loser...)

1. What are/is your OTP(s)? Yukimura/Kanou from Maid-Sama! and Mia/Michael from Princess Diaries (the books, bitch; I hated the plot deviation in the movies).

2. Do you have any phobias? I am honest to God scared of being forgotten. That's why I'm obsessed with curing a disease and winning a Novel prize. I want my name to be immortal.

3. Favorite flower? Rhododendrons. They symbolize danger and to proceed with caution. I think that applies to me...

4. Do you prefer writing, drawing or writing music? Oh, drawing. I adore drawing anime!

5. What’s your plan for the future? (college, job, family etc.) Number 2 explained that. I'd like to cure Asperger's Syndrome, I think. I know many who are affected by it, and I'd love to help them and their families.

6. If you could have any superpower what would it be? I'd like to have the power to heal. To be able to fix anything--a broken heart or a heart attack...

7. Put your iPod on shuffle, what is the first song that starts playing? I DON'T HAVE AN IPOD ELLA WHY OMGS WHY IM A LOSER DONT GET ME STARTED

8. Favorite blogger and why? Already answered somewhere above...

9. What’s your fashion style? Nerdy Muslim. I'm matchy and I like dresses with skinny jeans. I prefer thin, light, silvery jewelry. 

10. Something you really want to do? I want to be a hermit sometimes. Just get away from everything and read. Watch the world change and not have to be a part of it.

11. If you could travel anywhere, do anything there, and take one person with you- where would you go, what would you do, and who would you take? I'd take my friend Maddy L. with me on a backpacking adventure through Europe. We'd have so much fun, as cliched as it is.

My turn:

1. What are your favorite animes?

2. What makes you want to jump off a cliff in disgust?

3. What makes you want to jump off a cliff in joy?

4. What is one feature of yours that you think is awesome? (Face-wise, and don't tell me there isn't anything!!)

5. What do you think of religious people?

6. What is your favorite flower meaning?

7. Who is the Queen of Bitches of your school?

8. Who is the King of Douchebags of your school? 

9. Do you have a style?

10. If somebody confessed to you, traditional/cliche anime style, what would you say?

11. Do you think anyone will ever love you like Carl loved Ellie?

sorry about the crappy questions...

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cENDI OH MY FUCKING GODS I JUST NOTICED YOUR URL

AND JUST

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IT IS ANYTHING BUT OKAY

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friendly reminder to read the email i sent you guys about progress checks

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