Mar 12, 2017
M (playing MeIAm): Oh no, I forgot my dice!
Ciaran (playing Domri): *holds out pouch* It’s okay, this is the pouch of guest dice. It contains one full set, plus a marble.
Andy (playing Grunt): Why?
M: *removes d20* Is it because they’re super ugly?
Andy: Ugh!
Ciaran: Why are you being so mean to my dice?!
M: Because they look like something you’d give to five year olds so it doesn’t matter when they swallow them.
DM: This gives a new meaning to the phrase ‘dice shaming’.