Sep 18, 2018
Marijn: I’m going to miss Rupeet’s voice when we start playing a new party.
Rhi: You’re quite new, so you’ll never know the pain of missing MeIAm’s voice.
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Marijn: I’m going to miss Rupeet’s voice when we start playing a new party.
Rhi: You’re quite new, so you’ll never know the pain of missing MeIAm’s voice.
Domri (gnome barbarian): So the plan is to sneak a bear costume into the prison, and then we put Sigurd into the bear costume, and Sigurd’s clothes on our bear-
DM: Grunt’s bear.
Domri: -and bring Sigurd out of the prison, and leave the bear in prison dressed as him.
MeIAm (halfling ranger): Or we could just leave with two bears. Who’d question us? We’d have two bears!
DM: Do we have Mary’s character sheet?
Ciaran (playing Domri): No.
Mary (playing Mio): Well, am I able to download stats for a basic girl?
M (playing MeIAm): Plus five to Starbucks.
M (playing MeIAm): Oh no, I forgot my dice!
Ciaran (playing Domri): *holds out pouch* It’s okay, this is the pouch of guest dice. It contains one full set, plus a marble.
Andy (playing Grunt): Why?
M: *removes d20* Is it because they’re super ugly?
Andy: Ugh!
Ciaran: Why are you being so mean to my dice?!
M: Because they look like something you’d give to five year olds so it doesn’t matter when they swallow them.
DM: This gives a new meaning to the phrase ‘dice shaming’.
M (playing Dia): MeIAm is still around in the 5th edition party.
Rhi (playing Fangs): Still ‘a round’.
M: Ayyy.
DM: Okay, so you are now owed a significant favour from Jim the guard.
Mio (elf ranger): Yay!
Domri (gnome barbarian): I think you should call it in now.
Mio: For what?
Domri: Booze.
M (playing MeIAm): Ooh, good idea.
Mio: We’re staying in a tavern.
M: I meant in real life.
MeIAm (halfling ranger): Your plan involves a lot of kidnapping.
Domri (gnome barbarian): There is only one kidnap in my entire plan!
Guldurphen (elf wizard): Do I have your permission to perform a post-mortem autopsy on you?
MeIAm (halfling ranger): No!!
Domri (gnome barbarian): What would a pre-mortem autopsy be?
Guldurphen: Vivisection.
MeIAm: Or surgery, geez.