Nov 22, 2020
“Fuck.”
“Stop that.”
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“Fuck.”
“Stop that.”
“Hello, citizens and residents of Conton City.
“I’ll start off by wishing you a happy April 1st. Today’s a day where everyone finds the laughter in themselves and releases it into the world at the expense of others. It’s that kind of celebrating that leads me to my announcement today.
“Whoever decided to take the ‘is your refrigerator running’ joke to the next level and actually rewire every fridge in Conton to actually run around... kudos. I’m really impressed, and really, really annoyed, because I don’t think you understand the sheer amount of complaints I’ve been getting. People don’t want to destroy their appliances, you know, so now we’ve got a situation to handle that’s going to take longer than it should. Not to mention, the lovely amount of reports I’m going to have to file thanks to this. So congratulations, you’ve impressed and irritated me. I hope you’re happy.
“So, while I’m out fridge-wrangling, and that’s something I never thought I’d ever say, my partner will be taking over in the meantime. You’ll know him from the statue in the Recreation Plaza, even though I know most of you haven’t met him in person yet. Usually he has his hands full with his own timeline, but luckily for us, he’s set aside some time to help us out today. Shadow, mind saying a few words?”
“I suppose so.”
“I’m Shadow the Hedgehog. I was brought to this universe a while ago by a wish made by your Dragon Balls. I’ve fought aliens and demons alike in order to protect Toki Toki City before it became Conton City, and now I remain in charge of guarding my own universe’s history, in case Towa ever decides that my world’s history can supply a new source of power. I haven’t met many of you, but I suppose this is the best chance I’ll get to meet some of the people I’m protecting. I’ll answer your questions, but I have no patience for wasting my time. That means no more asinine pranks today. If you need me, I’ll be by the Time Nest.”
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About time I finally made good on my word of ‘Shadow the Hedgehog is the hero of Toki Toki City’ amirite?
Happy April Fool’s Day! Today, Trunks won’t be available for questioning, as her refrigerator is running alongside all the others, but Shadow’s here if you want to ask Trunks’ partner in time some questions!
Get it? Because Partner in Time and Partner in Crime rhyme?
If it goes well and I find a knack for him, I’ll probably do a Nione and make Shadow a permanent guest muse, so go and ask him about the similarities between Ki and Chaos, or how his power scaling compares to a super saiyan, or even to just watch him eat raw coffee beans. Have fun!
“Who wants to see my Broly impression?”
“How did the refrigerator chase go?”
“All done, but I still have a bunch of paperwork to fill out from it. I’m ready to collapse.”
“Then collapse. It’s been quiet today; I was expecting the end of the world from everything you’ve been telling me. Paperwork sounds almost exciting.”
“Really? No one ran up screaming about the world ending or a brawl at a half-off sale?”
“...I saw a deer, and I got a burger. The strangest thing to happen today was your fridge-hunt.”
“Figures... Stop by another day and I swear, there’ll be something weird going on, or as I like to call it, ‘business as usual’.”
“Hmph. We’ll see.”
He’s planning on coming back.
“Today’s been odd, but nothing like what I expected from Trunks’ stories.”
Shadow has absolutely argued with people over the value of white chocolate as a dessert.
He can’t taste semi-sweet chocolate, so dark chocolate has to be bitter for him to enjoy it. White chocolate is sweet enough to leave an impression.
Chocolate elitists hate him.
Takes out a hedgehog-sized saxophone.
“Anyway, here’s Crush 40.”
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