#gui oxygen

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

Baby : [is crying]

Solo : [awkwardly picks up the baby] It’s okay, you’ll learn to do it on the inside once you grow up

Gui :

Gui : Are you okay?

[youdontloveme-yet]

Baby boy Gui really be out there ready to fuck a bitch up just to get to Solo, huh?

Saving the day like the smol savage he is. Man, gotta love the duality he has.

Fuck that bitch up, baby.

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

Solo : So what are you doing tonight?

Gui : Watching a movie

Gui : P.S I love you

Solo : Awww I love you too <3

Gui : Sol I love you but I was talking about the title

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

[In court]

Judge : Sir I-

Solo : I’M NOT DONE YET

Judge : AND I’M AFRAID I WILL HAVE TO STOP YOU

Solo :

Judge : All you have done is tell me a story about how perfect this man named  “Guitar” is. At this point I could remember the color of his elbows from your description alone. Seriously, why are you here? Where’s your lawyer? WHAT ARE YOU BEING CHARGED FOR?

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

Solo : P’Gui, are you a painting?

Gui : No, why?

Solo : Because I’d like to pin you against the wall

Kao : ....

Kao : THANK GOD I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY YOU WANTED TO HANG HIM

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

Solo : Are you sure I can’t punch him in the face?

Gui : Yes

Solo : What if I break his nose a little?

Gui : SOL PLEASE ALL HE DID WAS ASK ME WHERE THE BATHROOM IS

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

Khem : How can I sleep faster?

Gui : Read a book, it’ll help you doze off faster

Solo : I always have a nice warm cup of milk before bed

Kao : Just get really realllyy TIRED and it won’t be a problem

Phu : Get a knife

Phu : Stab yourself

Phu : Eternal sleep

Khim : KHEM WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WITH THESE IDIOTS GO HOME

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

Solo : I need you to promise me you’ll hold my hand when I’m scared

Gui : Yeah okay

Solo : *starts holding Gui’s hand*

Gui, confused : What are you scared of?

Solo : I’m scared if I let your hand go you’ll disappear