THE UNION OF GREAT UNDENIABLE EVIL | GUILDRONPA | OPEN STARTER
Do you ever get that feeling, the feeling as if someone is walking menacingly behind you? That churning paranoia in your stomach, that when you look back and you don't see anything, was all in vain? This time it wasn't.
Standing alarmingly close to you (so close it was a wonder how you didn't feel them breathing down your neck [which the mask was partly to thank for.]) was a strange guildmember, clad in a full lycra bodysuit.
"KEKEKEKE DO NOT BE ALARMED FELLOW GUILD MEMBER- IT IS I! SKULL☆CRUSHER, YOUR ULTRA HYPER GUILD EVIL FIEND MEMBER! I HAVE COME TO BESTOW UPON YOU THE HONOR OF BEING ACQUAINTED WITH A BEING OF PURE AND UTTER EVIL SUCH AS MYSELF; SO THAT OUR UNION OF FRIENDSHIP MAY BRING TIDINGS OF GLORIOUS CHAOS UPON THE LAND."
Boy, was he loud! For someone who wears a full metal mask, you'd think it'd be a little muffling..
He eagerly stuck his hand out for the other to shake.
"WHAT IS YOUR NAME?"