Is Nigel Rattaganz the rat guilty of running straight for the peanuts and being a gluttonous beast?
The court is happy to see one of the Rattaganz gang again and will move for a speedy trial. The court calls to the stand, an expect in rodent crime scene reconstruction, Ms. Butterscotch Pimento Loaf the 8th.
Ms. Butterscotch Pimento Loaf the 8th, in your own words, can you please describe what we are seeing here?
Ms. Butterscotch Pimento Loaf the 8th: First of all your honor, can I just say that it's an honor ;) to be here squeak. Your human dialect is very good btw your honor squea.
Ms. Butterscotch Pimento Loaf the 8th: Your honor as we can see here, Nigel Rattaganz is not running and isn't straight sque. Nigel appears to be gathering some peanuts to share with their human. It's nice to see caring and compassionate rats squeak squeak. Nigel also appears to be a healthy weight and not at all glutinous. (End testimony)
Well that pretty much makes this case a cle
Placenta Rattaganz: SQUEAK!!!!! SQUEAK SQUE SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEEE!!!!! SQUII SQUIE SQUEAK SQUA SQUEAK!!!! (End of passionate testimony)
Order in the court! Order in the court!!! Bailiff please escort Placenta out now!
...In all my years as a judge I've never seen such a blatant disregard for decorum. However after hearing such a passionate, moving testimony from Placenta about how Nigel didn't share any nuts...I have no choice but to find the defendant guilty as charged.
Punishment will be severe you criminal scum. The court orders restitution to all the Rattaganz gang in the form of two peanuts each, 20 minutes of time spent with your human, 3 head kisses for all the Rattaganz and the record will reflect your gluttony Nigel.