Guntard: Did you hear about the chef that died?
Viridius: No?
Guntard: He pasta away.
Viridius: I want you to pasta away.
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Guntard: Did you hear about the chef that died?
Viridius: No?
Guntard: He pasta away.
Viridius: I want you to pasta away.
Guntard: Can I ask a dumb question?
Viridius: Better than anyone I know.
Viridius: Okay, stop talking. Do not talk again for the next 100 hours.
Guntard: But-
Viridius: I'm sorry, has it been 100 hours?
Viridius: Christmas is canceled.
Guntard: You can't cancel a holiday.
Viridius: Keep it up, Guntard, and you'll lose New Year's.
Guntard: What does that mean?
Viridius: Seraphina, take New Year's away from Guntard.
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